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  1. Think Twituary is bad? Follow Pornographic Haikus @pornku. 11:00 PM Jul 7th from web
  2. The late Lois Ann Reedy, he husband said she was needy. But now it's funny, she left him no money, turns out their lawyer was seedy. 10:57 PM Jul 7th from web
  3. David R. Winn Sr. 77. He was full of win until the end, when cancer overtook him FTL. 8:06 AM May 19th from web
  4. Robert Joseph Foley 87. No relation to those guys who make the funny sounds, but he was quite gassy right near the end. 9:43 PM May 18th from web
  5. Maria Adela Gutierrez 39. The census taker contracted swine flu from a website covered with undercooked bacon and died 5 days later. 8:35 AM May 2nd from web
  6. Darlene McLean 54. Lean and mean, Darlene was a fighting machine. 3:12 PM Apr 26th from web
  7. Daniel Lairon III 62. The third in a great line of wizards is remembered for his proficiency with magic missiles. 10:15 AM Apr 24th from web
  8. Samuel H. Beer 97. Leading authority on british government. Heh, yeah, his last name was Beer. 10:11 AM Apr 24th from web
  9. Charles Peebler 72. Changed his name from Keebler to Peebler when he was 14 and moved out of the family treehouse to be an ad executive. 10:07 AM Apr 24th from web
  10. Ken Annakin 94. No relation to Star Wars or Star Wars characters, real or fictional. Not even part wookie. 10:05 AM Apr 24th from web
  11. Jack Robert Goldstone 73. His wife says he had stones alright, but they were not made of gold. 10:02 AM Apr 24th from web
  12. Emmett Wright 63. He was wrong about a taco truck not being able to kill you. 9:59 AM Apr 24th from web
  13. Kathryn Colleen Poore 60. She was preceded in death by her father, M.D. Beard, not to be confused with M.C. Beard, or Captain Weird Beard. 10:32 AM Apr 21st from web
  14. Kenneth E. Lynch 75. The avid golfer stroked out on the 9th hole. 8:49 AM Apr 19th from web
  15. Ron Stallings 62. A prominent saxophonist, friends and family agree that he blew. 8:41 AM Apr 19th from web
  16. Peter Rogers 95. Husband to Betty Box, the cheapskate filmmaker is remembered for sending flowers to his friends dog. 8:13 PM Apr 17th from web
  17. Jack McCoy 72. The NASCAR champ wrote a book titled "Racing's Real McCoy." It sold mostly to confused Law and Order fans. 8:06 PM Apr 17th from web
  18. LeRoy Ragnar Elwing 96. Believed to be an elf (and immortal) by his great grandson Gabe. On April 4th Gabe was proven wrong. 7:49 AM Apr 15th from web
  19. Dave Arneson 61. The Dungeons and Dragons co-creator needed a 20 to save against cancer but rolled a 1 and died instead. 8:29 AM Apr 11th from web
  20. James G. Boswell II, 86. Named after his uncle James Griffin Boswell who preferred to be called Colonel Boswell. 4:02 AM Apr 10th from web