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  1. NYC Twitter Wit fans and contributors, come to the Twitter Wit book party tomorrow at the powerHouse Arena! http://bit.ly/twparty
  2. Twitter Wit is for sale, and it's already #7,190 on Amazon! Buy it now and help us drive it up! http://tr.im/buytw
  3. @marthastewart May we use a couple of your Twitter messages in our book of great tweets? And sew one on a pillow? Kidding about the pillow.
  4. Twitter Wit is in the New York Times! Blog. A New York Times blog. Mom *it totally counts we are famous.* http://tr.im/twitwitnyt
  5. What's the best Twitter name ever? My favorites are @neilhimself, @smartasshat, and @t.
  6. Turns out we didn't stop sending our automatic follower joke. Not because we were wise, but because we can't use TweetLater.com properly.
  7. Twitter Wit will be published by HarperCollins's new "It Books" imprint. http://tr.im/itbooksnyt Amazing what one finds by googling oneself.
  8. Contributors whose tweets get in the book will each get a free copy. HarperCollins offered me that or a pot of gold, but I have an allergy.
  9. I'm following everyone who follows me (even though that's a no-no) so you can ask questions and (later on) tell me where to send your book.
  10. @SethNieman Don't worry, there will be plenty of non-celebrities in "Twitter Wit." As long as you get your non-famous friends to join in.
  11. Deleted our autoresponse: "Of everyone on Twitter, I secretly know you're uniquely the funniest, User Name Here." Too many didn't get it.
  12. For @Hilldawgg and others: Click the timestamp on one of your updates, then copy the URL and paste it into the form on http://twitterwit.net
  13. Hundreds of people signed up to be in the book. Most of them I know. That's fantastic, but we need more strangers! http://twitterwit.net
  14. Have you ever heard of a site called Favrd.com? If not, then I definitely need to read your wittiest tweet at http://twitterwit.net.
  15. You look funny darling, in a good way. Please find the wittiest Twitter you've ever written, and submit it at http://twitterwit.net.
  16. Professional writers are like you but better. Two of the best are in Twitter Wit: @rstevens and @warrenellis. Reply to get published too!
  17. Hey, look at me, I'm the Twitter account for the book "Twitter Wit," a collection of Twitter's wittiest messages.