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  1. "A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems." Paul Erdos
  2. "If ever there was a theme song for the business end of the industry, it's: "We can't do that; we didn't do that yesterday."" Frank Miller
  3. "Civilizations in decline are consistently characterised by a tendency towards standardization and uniformity." Arnold Toynbee
  4. "Generally speaking, the errors in religion are dangerous; those in philosophy only ridiculous." David Hume
  5. "Let me be known as just the man that told you something you already knew." Woodie Guthrie, Notes About Music
  6. "Things are only boring if you are boring." Will Self, Room 101
  7. "War is mainly a catalogue of blunders." Winston Churchill
  8. "I really thought that love would save us all." John Lennon
  9. "Cabbage, n. A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head." Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
  10. "Human misery must somewhere have a stop; there is no wind that always blows a storm." Euripides
  11. "You cannot force ideas. Successful ideas are the result of slow growth." Alexander Graham Bell, Bell Telephone Talk
  12. "He who receives a good turn, should never forget it: he who does one, should never remember it." Pierre Charron
  13. "Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition." Alan Turing, Letter to Robin Gandy
  14. "Men are only as good as their technical development allows them to be." George Orwell, 'Charles Dickens'
  15. "If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people in the world?" @StephenFry, QI
  16. "If man makes himself a worm he must not complain when he is trodden on." Immanuel Kant
  17. "It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place." H.L. Mencken
  18. "We can only see a short distance ahead, but we can see plenty there that needs to be done." Alan Turing
  19. "There is always an easy solution to every human problem — neat, plausible and wrong." H.L. Mencken
  20. "The only thing worse than being bored is being boring." Jean Baudrillard