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Your *logo* is a piece Microshit™ clipart, but if you want to pay me for the time it takes to turn it into vector art, FINE BY ME.4:09 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie
Birthing a #moonfruit. Through my sinuses.8:45 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie
My partner in slackitude. http://twitpic.com/9fw6d3:53 PM Jul 5th from Tweetie
Relaxing in the hammock. As snoozually.3:37 PM Jul 5th from Tweetie
@imamelanie YES. Please.5:18 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to imamelanie
I suspect that a freak arctic storm is heading down out of Alaska, sending a chill thru the lower 48. You betcha.3:37 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
Oh, hey, over-enthusiastic solicitor. You lost me at the "Shave and a Haircut" knock on the door. Now get off of my lawn.3:24 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
@Ish That's just the caffeine talking.1:19 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to Ish
@ShawnaF @kristysf That's a lot of pricks.9:49 AM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to ShawnaF
@juliafish You know what they say about big noses... Oh. Wait.9:43 AM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to juliafish
@debihope A properly used Tivo makes it much easier to avoid the crap.9:41 AM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to blueeyeddeb
@daringfireball Bookmarked in the hope that I never ever need it.9:34 AM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to daringfireball
@debihope I don't do reality. Also, BRIGITTE NIELSEN?! WTF9:32 AM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to blueeyeddeb
@debihope Someone should clock him one.9:26 AM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to blueeyeddeb
@debihope About 20 years late, but still funny.9:13 AM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to blueeyeddeb
@bortflancrest That tweet was so funny it broke favrd.7:14 PM Jul 1st from Tweetie in reply to bortflancrest
@irreverend I think you've used that one on occasion, no?7:13 PM Jul 1st from Tweetie in reply to irreverend
TweetDick. For when you have nothing nice to say. Or you just want to talk about boners.5:34 PM Jul 1st from Tweetie
@kristysf You should probably de-thatch the lawn while you're at it. After the baby, you just won't have the time.2:57 PM Jul 1st from Tweetie in reply to kristysf
@summersumz IT'S A TRAP!!1:59 PM Jul 1st from Tweetie in reply to summersumz

Name twitless
Location Long Beach, California
Bio Husband, father of two, freelance graphic designer, media addict

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