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  1. Your *logo* is a piece Microshit™ clipart, but if you want to pay me for the time it takes to turn it into vector art, FINE BY ME.
  2. Birthing a #moonfruit. Through my sinuses.
  3. My partner in slackitude. http://twitpic.com/9fw6d
  4. Relaxing in the hammock. As snoozually.
  5. @imamelanie YES. Please.
  6. I suspect that a freak arctic storm is heading down out of Alaska, sending a chill thru the lower 48. You betcha.
  7. Oh, hey, over-enthusiastic solicitor. You lost me at the "Shave and a Haircut" knock on the door. Now get off of my lawn.
  8. @Ish That's just the caffeine talking.
  9. @ShawnaF @kristysf That's a lot of pricks.
  10. @juliafish You know what they say about big noses... Oh. Wait.
  11. @debihope A properly used Tivo makes it much easier to avoid the crap.
  12. @daringfireball Bookmarked in the hope that I never ever need it.
  13. @debihope I don't do reality. Also, BRIGITTE NIELSEN?! WTF
  14. @debihope Someone should clock him one.
  15. @debihope About 20 years late, but still funny.
  16. @bortflancrest That tweet was so funny it broke favrd.
  17. @irreverend I think you've used that one on occasion, no?
  18. TweetDick. For when you have nothing nice to say. Or you just want to talk about boners.
  19. @kristysf You should probably de-thatch the lawn while you're at it. After the baby, you just won't have the time.
  20. @summersumz IT'S A TRAP!!