twitfiction
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"Open wide." asked the dentist. Jenny wondered when he was going to get round to her mouth.
2:30 PM Dec 21st
from Tweetie
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After years of feeling like no one was listening, James finally had a breakthrough. "Just speak up a bit." said his speech therapist.
2:29 PM Dec 21st
from Tweetie
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The best advice she was ever given was, "Open your heart, not your legs." Tonight, she failed to listen.
11:03 AM Dec 5th
from Tweetie
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Harassment, battery, rape, burglary, larseny, fraud, assault with intent, ABH and attempted murder. Just a few things she was proud of.
8:15 AM Aug 12th
from web
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Not content with having the world eating out of her hand, Emily decided to take on the gods too. They weren't impressed. She tried too hard.
1:11 AM Jul 25th
from Tweetie
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"You're doing it wrong." Mike shouted. "No way," exclaimed Steve. "I read the booklet." "Yeh," Mike replied, "but you're a fucking retard."
4:43 AM Jul 19th
from Tweetie
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Alan was confused again, "I'm not homophobic, but..." "Can I stop you there?" interrupted James. "I'm going to the bar. Fancy a drink?"
6:57 AM Jul 8th
from web
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The engine started on the second go. Wind swirled dust up across the road until he could only see 20 yards ahead. Then the men appeared.
6:49 AM Jul 8th
from web
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Tired of having to wait in line, Theresa pushed in. The only objection came from an elderly priest. She told him to get fucked. He smiled.
10:11 AM Jun 18th
from Tweetie
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Chris had doubts. He'd never considered it before. His heart said leave it alone. Fuck it. Do it anyway. Well, you never know, do you.
3:10 PM Jun 13th
from Tweetie
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The world didn't look the same to Sam since reading '1984'. Her circuits seemed fine. It's probably just her binary perceptor settings.
8:51 AM Jun 12th
from web
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Becoming openly gay was a big step for Mike. He hoped it wouldn't attract the wrong kind of attention. He heard some terrible stories.
8:48 AM Jun 12th
from web
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Upon breaking her nose, Jenny decided she was no longer as beautiful as she once was. She decided to slice off her face and flush it away.
8:45 AM Jun 12th
from web
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Due to punctuation errors, nobody knew that more than two car's had arrived for the President's visits. Or how many Presidents there were.
8:42 AM Jun 12th
from web
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Gary sighed. He longed for a beach holiday in the sun. These days it was all virgins and blood baths. Life as a vampire was shit.
11:35 PM Jun 4th
from Tweetie
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Opening the door, he saw the body. Lifeless and cold. She'd been there for days. It had only been a petty arguement about a holiday.
11:25 PM Jun 4th
from Tweetie
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Colin was happier after lacing her food with anti-freeze. He'd promised '...in sickness and in health.' The 'health' option wasn't working.
5:46 AM May 21st
from HootSuite
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Born without arms, David had always had a problem with wearing his heart on his sleeve.
2:39 AM May 20th
from web
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Looking closer they noticed that it wasn't dust. It was tiny people. Tiny people, with wheels. What possible use could they be?
9:03 AM May 19th
from web
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The clock struck 2am. The street was empty. His mind was not. Now, where to run this time?
11:49 AM May 15th
from Tweetie
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- Name twitfiction
- Location England
- Bio Every story must have a beginning, middle and an end.
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