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  1. Tonight's adventure will involve a lot of rope, an ass hook and me posing as an active duty officer... details to follow
  2. @crypt0cat @allan1850 @Sc00ter I got a HEX, Need to have a snap out keyboard. Now to get this thing configured!
  3. Ok, this new phone freaking rocks.
  4. Trying out the new android phone. So far I likes
  5. Fnally going to upgrade this brick of a phone and get me a droid!
  6. freezing my ass of in the Abbey this morning racing to get a rush order out in time.
  7. lounging in my sweats playing x-box. oh you have no idea how good it feels to get my geek on.
  8. need to write an 80 word bio. How do you distill all the crazy stuff that went into getting me to this stage of life down to just 80 words?!
  9. @Jezzbel Darling, your life is FAR from mundane.
  10. Dear Rhapsody, please quit sucking. I have much rocking out I wish to do today and you are not helping me achieve full rock potential.
  11. having one of those, "damn I am so blessed to have such amazing and supportive people in my life" sorta afternoons. My life rocks.
  12. Thank you, @Chandira it is good to be home! Shifted into major death march as soon as I got home :( Need to blog soon!
  13. Back in the Abbey, cranking out orders and pondering the wonder that is taco truck tamales.
  14. Discussing w/ @mistressmatisse a plan to produce a line of "thank you for the golden shower" line of greeting cards.
  15. @TheDylanRyan I'll have my people call your people. I think I'll have space on my dance card in oh... maybe December.. of 2011 :)
  16. Thomas Jefferson once said: "I'm a great believer in luck and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it." AMEN!
  17. @TheDylanRyan funny, mine too. We should do something about that!
  18. @TheDylanRyan Inversion is big fun! You looked great!
  19. I may have snapped. I'm wearing my leatherman's cap and all the minion are "saluting" me by grabbing their crotches and thrusting.
  20. @ErisOlympia all "flavored" cigarettes are now illegal. I get mine from Canada