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  1. @Roshaa Tough question. You can never answer yes to the question and not contradict yourself (just like "are you asleep"). Briefly, yes :) 12:33 PM Sep 21st from Echofon in reply to Roshaa
  2. Defensive Driving: A hypothetical style of driving ur wife mentions to win an argument when u say "See? I didnt hit that car!" 9:52 AM Sep 8th from Echofon
  3. How many closets does one need to keep "Nothing to wear" in? 9:52 AM Aug 31st from Echofon
  4. My (female) partner, in the management training I am in, keeps saying let's role play. Hard not to suggest "French Maid" 12:06 PM Aug 25th from web
  5. @xxorganizedmess Next time please answer in multiple words, as long as you agree with me :D 4:11 PM Aug 5th from Echofon in reply to xxorganizedmess
  6. @dineshbabu Self-fulfilling tweet? ;) 4:10 PM Aug 5th from Echofon in reply to dineshbabu
  7. @smanchiganti ROFL! Good idea :) May be I should start attaching .com to people's names to remember them better! 4:10 PM Aug 5th from Echofon in reply to smanchiganti
  8. Is it weird that I remember IP addresses of all my colleagues' desktops but not their phone numbers? 10:54 AM Aug 5th from Echofon
  9. @anoosrini Don't look gift frame in the mouth :P 8:52 AM Aug 5th from Echofon in reply to anoosrini
  10. @gau3 Yes. I definitely look like one when I am eating 10:50 AM Aug 4th from Echofon in reply to gau3
  11. @runita Fortunately it didn't take 30min times team size :) (That's why you don't ask opinions about food, you make an 'executive decision') 10:49 AM Aug 4th from Echofon in reply to runita
  12. So much process to order food for our teams at work! Took me half hour. I guess this is what they call "processed food" 9:58 AM Aug 4th from Echofon
  13. If hangman game really hangs people, I would've wiped out half the population on Earth 2:11 AM Aug 1st from web
  14. Today's lesson: If your earlobe itches while shaving, resist the urge to scratch it with the razor 9:52 AM Jul 24th from Echofon
  15. @vandhu_009 Hi. Thanks for checking my blog :) I should post soon... too busy :(( 11:49 AM Jul 22nd from Echofon in reply to vandhu_009
  16. @sindhu WTF! I get spanked for knowing Morse code?! 11:28 PM Jul 19th from web in reply to sindhu
  17. @patrix There is no use for human toes other than that occasional scratching of calves. So I agree with @ashweeta 1:50 PM Jul 16th from Echofon in reply to patrix
  18. Employees hate managers who say, "Do it your way" and then control every aspect of it. My subordinates must hate my guts :D 9:59 AM Jul 16th from Echofon
  19. @patrix lol @ "why fsm why" 1:00 PM Jul 15th from Echofon in reply to patrix
  20. My son said: "Don't go into the yard. There are bugs that suck your blood!! A LOT of them are flying around." He meant mosquitoes 9:55 AM Jul 15th from Echofon