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Ever been between a porn star's thighs?about 1 hour ago from txt
Jenna Haze. Holy shit...about 1 hour ago from txt
Anybody remember how Michael Jordan had his own cologne? Better question: anybody out there other than me still have a shit-ton of it?about 5 hours ago from web
@koalacherry Nice! The "DEAF-CAST with Kyoto Kitty" (ironically in caps). Can't wait!about 5 hours ago from web in reply to koalacherry
@animenoodles Thanks for the tunes. I'll check them out on my way to drinking tonight. I really wish you could feed shit to the whore.about 5 hours ago from web
@koalacherry Oh, my liver will be swimming tonight.about 5 hours ago from web in reply to koalacherry
@schnuth Thanks! I wish that all the "happy birthdays" translated to free drinks and lapdances. No such luck.about 5 hours ago from web in reply to schnuth
Getting gussied up for a night out at one of my favorite places on Earth. Let the birthday weekend celebration continue!about 6 hours ago from web
@koalacherry I ain't no dirty hippy! These flippy-floppies will be used strictly for mail-gettin' and trash-takin'. Oh, and booty-huntin'.about 9 hours ago from web in reply to koalacherry
Buying what seems like a whole new wardrobe. It's like freshman year in high school again. Thus begins the era of flip-flops Jackie!about 9 hours ago from txt
Gettin' gussied up for MoCo action. Hitting up #Baltimore before birthday celebration. Tonight's gonna be amazing if the place isn't packed!about 14 hours ago from web
@koalacherry Seriously. Why no podcast?about 14 hours ago from web in reply to koalacherry
Finally home! Birthday weekend's starting out great! Such a long day, I think I'll order from my favorite Thai-Japanese place and drink.4:26 PM Jul 3rd from web
@OneHoboWine The White House is really ugly. I kick dirt at it.4:21 PM Jul 3rd from web in reply to OneHoboWine
@jessica_zillig There's an anti-Real World DC group and they're trying to fuck up the whole thing so if there are sightings, we Tweet 'em.4:20 PM Jul 3rd from web in reply to jessica_zillig
@terrandabo Thanks! I'm feeling older by the second...4:19 PM Jul 3rd from web in reply to terrandabo
Arlington Cemetary is nice but I think it needs more glamour and prestige. It's just not enough for the fallen soldiers, in my opinion.1:32 PM Jul 3rd from txt
Had a delicious late lunch at Bistro Bistro. Here they call French toast and French fries just 'toast' and 'fries.'12:28 PM Jul 3rd from txt
REAL WORLDERS AT THAI SUSHI BAR.11:47 AM Jul 3rd from txt
REAL WORLD IN TEASIN11:28 AM Jul 3rd from txt

Name twinkiebeyond
Location Near Baltimore, Maryland
Web http://www.twinki...
Bio Jackie, an Asian guy with a girl's name. Often ronery and always drinking JagerMeister.