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  1. Thanks again to everyone who followed along. This was more fun than it had any right to be.
  2. If you want to find it, its just my first initial and last name, but I think I've already added most of you to the other account.
  3. However, in part because of the new job, I have another account where I would love to continue tweeting.
  4. I am keeping this account active, because I'm sure there will be future gripes and groans.
  5. So what to do with twerapy ...
  6. I swear I heard my house breathe a sigh of relief. From four miles away.
  7. (Cues munchkin music) Ding dong the bitch is gone.
  8. But probably not.
  9. Maybe if they hadn't stayed for 7 weeks this would be less of a chore.
  10. They started packing to leave at 10 a.m. Broke for lunch at noon with more left to do.
  11. So close ...
  12. We had to inspect the juice bottle, the soda can, our ice dispenser and the glass itself before she was satisfied.
  13. Tonight she found a sliver of plastic in her cup. She believes that someone was trying to kill her.
  14. Do you think if I pissed all over the computer room that people would GTFO?
  15. It should go without saying that the MIL is the primary one watching the movie.
  16. That's a fucking meta if there ever was one.
  17. As I type this there are people in the other room watching Monster-in-Law. I shit you not. My mind is bwoken.
  18. @seaspark I just started streaming Jeryll through Netflix tonight. What a cool show. Nesbitt is amazing.
  19. Happy New Year to all of you reading this. Each of you has my most heartfelt best wishes for a kicking-down-the-doors 2009.
  20. She drug the FIL around the neighborhood for 20 minutes looking for me. Didn't find me alongside the house, but the kid's too smart.