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  1. @chrisblake Not if you're on fire.
  2. @adrianweckler Ahh, I can see how that bus route might be ... interesting.
  3. @adrianweckler That sounds like a fantastic idea to me. We just need a suitable arena in which to carry out the punishing.
  4. @elfinamsterdam Deal
  5. @nmcgivney It was a bit more random than that but I appreciate that would be the ideal solution
  6. I get extremely angry when I hear about elderly people being robbed. It makes me want to bash really young people to balance things out.
  7. @damienmulley Can't beat a good cup of heroin
  8. @lexia A bit early in the day for those but a fine idea for later on. What a combo - spuds and breadcrumbs. MMmm.
  9. Two M&S mini pork pies, pot of coffee - now that's what I call breakfast.
  10. @breakfastnt Poor sap
  11. @breakfastnt They should just leaf the the idiots in peace.
  12. @finleynine heh. "May also be used to marinade Whiskas"
  13. @finleynine They're sucking the life out of him.
  14. @finleynine You know the cats will be there. They're always there.
  15. @onlyabollox Give her swine flu
  16. @lexia I find the singer a bit 'shouty'.
  17. @finleynine Was it a monkey?
  18. @RachelMorrogh You'll be hearing from my solicitor. As soon as I find one.
  19. @lexia Puppies are ace. I want one now. Only for an hour or so though.
  20. @RachelMorrogh @lexia They make my neck hurt