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  1. OH MY DAD. http://www.masswepray.com/ If you don't pony up for the kneeling accessory, you're a total fag. #christianity #sit #stand #kneel 2:28 PM Nov 17th from web
  2. Save monies. Live better. http://bit.ly/JhdZM plus there's pics of moms all over it. #christianity #layaway #dirtnap 1:22 PM Oct 29th from web
  3. BEHOLD! The shroud of Turlet! http://bit.ly/qQJOq #christianity #pisser 7:38 AM Oct 20th from web
  4. Wanda's Macaroni Salad is downright heavenly. I should be meeting her aaaany day now. http://is.gd/4mSmb #nom-nom #heavybreathing 1:14 PM Oct 16th from web
  5. is representing at IKEA, hopefully you mensa's can get with the instructions: http://bit.ly/dR5os #christianity #DIY #spare_parts 7:12 AM Oct 5th from web
  6. Google "BOHICA", sinners. #christianity #rinse #repeat 7:29 PM Sep 29th from web
  7. does not want! http://www.boingboing.net/2... #christianity #touchofdowns 7:51 AM Sep 14th from web
  8. would totally choke out a reality skank #christianity #tequila #midget #3some #allergies 10:04 AM Sep 10th from web
  9. The Snuggler is the true-way http://bit.ly/SmYsC #christianity #nuttershorts #awkwardboner 12:41 PM Aug 31st from web
  10. OH HAI! Blessinz of teh Ceiling Cat be apwn yu, srsly. http://bit.ly/jtVp #christianity #lolspeak 10:17 AM Aug 22nd from web
  11. Since most of you only pray to me when you are in this state, its good to see you are getting your exercise on http://bit.ly/17wVF4 #prayer 8:05 AM Aug 17th from web
  12. is having this dude tool me around the promise land: http://ferrariguyforhire.com/ #christianity #douchetastic #poweredbymullet 1:40 PM Aug 13th from web
  13. I hate having a birthday around Christmas. Always get a "big" gift that counts for both my Bday and Xmas. Lame. #cheapskate-parents 2:52 PM Aug 12th from Tweetie
  14. Ah, my home away from home. http://yfrog.com/emilyj 7:42 PM Aug 9th from Tweetie
  15. is a grown-ass man and takes care of his kids... #christianity #bring #home #bacon #sheeeit 4:27 PM Aug 4th from web
  16. I should really stop using my name in vain. #christianity #stubbedtoe 11:57 AM Jul 31st from Tweetie
  17. is turning stuff into stuff 8:07 PM Jul 30th from web
  18. in a chicken basket... http://bit.ly/e5zbu #christianity #the #fucking #moon 1:03 PM Jul 20th from web
  19. Moms everywhere prefer whole wheat bread over white. Even mine! http://is.gd/1ForW #partofabalancedbreakfast 9:14 AM Jul 20th from web
  20. I just saved a grip of cheddar on my car insurance. http://bit.ly/K70OZ 12:33 PM Jul 17th from web
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