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After discovering that eggs are bad for you & that the dead can sue, lowly intern is made Post-Paper Evolution Consultant by CEO, rules all10:31 AM May 9thfrom web
'91: drunk teen finds a pearl, gives to senile granma. '09: @Steve_Buscemi offers $5k to find jerk who ruined his son’s belief in toothfairy12:15 PM Apr 27thfrom web
Micro fiction becomes meta fiction as Twitterers log on to find new posts in their name, predicting their day with meticulous accuracy3:05 AM Apr 25thfrom web
Washed-up child actor thought to be a backwoods mystic re-emerges to open Oliver Twist-themed veggie diner, You've Gotta Pitta Pocket Or Two9:44 AM Apr 17thfrom web
Sassy pimp robot accidentally wins slot as talk show host, but its rise to fame polarises all, leading to war between pro- and anti-robot10:20 AM Apr 16thfrom web
The Dalai Lama of stories in a sentence is plucked from near-destitute
obscurity, his plotlines turned into best-selling fortune cookies3:40 AM Apr 15thfrom web
Carpenter with shady past discovers super powers, develops cult following, gets crucified...leaves ambiguous legacy7:44 AM Apr 14thfrom web
