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  1. I cried because I had no shoes, `till I met a man who had no feet. So I said, `You got any shoes you`re not using`? - Steven Wright#quote about 1 hour ago from API
  2. Drama is life with the dull bits cut out. - Alfred Hitchcock#quote about 2 hours ago from API
  3. The most depraved type of being is that without purpose. - Ayn Rand#quote about 3 hours ago from API
  4. The secret of getting things done is to act! - Dante Alighieri #quote about 4 hours ago from API
  5. The Creator has not given you a longing to do that which you have no ability to do. - Orison Swett Marden #quote about 5 hours ago from API
  6. To dare is to lose one`s footing momentarily. To not dare is to lose oneself. - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard #quote about 6 hours ago from API
  7. I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn`t met me yet. - Rodney Dangerfield#quote about 7 hours ago from API
  8. War is an art and as such is not susceptible of explanation by fixed formula. - George Patton#quote about 8 hours ago from API
  9. I`m a great housekeeper: I get divorced, I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor #quote about 9 hours ago from API
  10. Women are nothing but machines for producing children. - Napoleon Bonaparte#quote about 10 hours ago from API
  11. God`s colors all are fast. - John Greenleaf Whittier#quote about 12 hours ago from API
  12. Woman are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde#quote about 13 hours ago from API
  13. People are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln#quote about 14 hours ago from API
  14. Don`t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn`t start a conversation if it didn`t change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard #quote about 16 hours ago from API
  15. Those who are preoccupied with `making a statement` usually don`t have any statements worth making. - Thomas Sowell #quote about 17 hours ago from API
  16. I would rather have peace in the world than be President. - Harry Truman#quote about 18 hours ago from API
  17. Journalism largely consists of saying `Lord Jones is Dead` to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive. - GK Chesterton#quote about 19 hours ago from API
  18. When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail. - Abraham Maslow#quote about 20 hours ago from API
  19. We shall not fail or falter; we shall not weeaken or tire. Give us the tools and we will finish the job. - Winston Churchill #quote about 21 hours ago from API
  20. I don`t believe in God because I don`t believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow #quote about 22 hours ago from API