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  1. If I had something interesting to say, I would certainly say it at this point, but I don't. Sorry. 6:55 PM Dec 17th from web
  2. Here are some profanities for your enjoyment: shit, fuck, asshole, arsehole (which spelling do you prefer?), dick-bag and knob-face 6:53 PM Dec 3rd from web
  3. I am so hilarious: http://bit.ly/Zkk1D 5:45 PM Aug 24th from web
  4. Wankrupt (adj): being unable or unwilling to perform sexually because of an earlier masturbation. (From Ross O'Carroll-Kelly's book). 1:09 AM Jul 15th from web
  5. Paul Beardsell looks Scottish. 8:07 PM Jul 13th from web
  6. Stuart Richardson has a face like a bag of assholes. 8:06 PM Jul 13th from web
  7. Rod Blackney has the face of a thousand jerks. 8:05 PM Jul 13th from web
  8. John Barton has a face that could launch a thousand cream pies. 8:04 PM Jul 13th from web
  9. Remember, you are an individual, just like everybody else, you jerks. Everyone following me on Twitter is retarded. 8:04 PM Jul 13th from web
  10. Apparently the folks at tweetingtoohard.com think I am self-important. Is it a crime to profess a love of chai? I am so peeved. 1:49 AM May 21st from web
  11. Watched Grand Designs on my new netbook on the train. Eco-friendly travel plus architectural inspiration = one happy man. Time for a chai! 6:56 PM May 20th from web
  12. The funniest word in the English language has to be 'trousers'. In any context, it makes me smile. 8:35 PM May 12th from web
  13. Listening to Roxus' album 'Nightstreet'. Like catching up with an old friend after 17 years. Hairtastic. 8:19 PM May 12th from web
  14. Ryan just sent me a link to a cool YouTube video. Well done! 6:20 PM May 6th from web
  15. A potato sack was just delivered to The OpenHub 6:09 PM May 6th from web
  16. Got monkey working again, but cow is out of action until I can get the wee batteries in again. Damn these bear paws that I call hands. 6:05 PM May 6th from web
  17. http://twitpic.com/4oxw6 - Ryan and I getting ready for Star Trek tonight. 5:41 PM May 6th from TwitPic
  18. My pencil seems to have rolled under the table. What a terrible morning. 4:13 PM May 6th from web
  19. @markhellewell: Ham and cheese toastie. 4:12 PM May 6th from web
  20. Darn it, I just dropped my pencil. 4:11 PM May 6th from web
  • Name Clinton Forbes
  • Location Melbourne
  • Web http://clintonfor...
  • Bio I hate pretty much everything about everything, apart from MacGyver, Van Halen and kittens.
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