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  1. sometimes I get sick of being around my daughter, she's not even 2 yet.....
  2. i will fuck chair man mao
  3. My new lover is the perfect height. When we have our pants off and hug, it slips right in.
  4. I don't have a tweetcret ....
  5. we are meant to be together
  6. I am digging someone from my job. I am married though.
  7. I fucked my girlfriend on the first date..
  8. Your boyfriend is a convict. He can't get a job. You're all FML. I wouldn't hire him either.
  9. I wish I had more faith.
  10. it's like writing down a prayer, then leaving it in church, and leting God figure out who's asking - anonme
  11. emmm, nice~
  12. I simply assume that everybody here is pathetic and sad.
  13. I want him to dump her for me
  14. I masturbate on porn and I am only 16 years old
  15. I think that I give the world color through my eyes.
  16. People are idiots, go through life knowing that and you'll be happier
  17. I masturbate in the office bathroom from time to time.
  18. Jesus is a Mushroom!
  19. The company I'm with doesn't pay me enough money so I'm going to go Office Space on them.
  20. I wanna be with her so bad, but I fear she'll say no like so many others.