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@reinhoren: I won't fucking join you on blip.fm, you fucking DM spam horen! Have a nice day. Horen.11:25 PM Feb 2nd from web
@sugarsugar, woo! I love slutted-out whores just as much as the rest of them, too! GIMME A HO BAG ANY DAY! You take cues from Brit Brit?10:23 PM Jan 10th from web in reply to sugarsugar
I had a bitch blow the piss at me this week. Shoulda popped her fake tits.10:20 PM Jan 10th from web
You assfuckers pretending you have something to do?5:26 PM Dec 20th, 2008 from web
Every last one of you are ugly and stupid. Don't forget it.10:05 PM Dec 15th, 2008 from web
@sharon, pick me up on your way. I'll be at the corner of Who St. & Gives a Shit Dr.2:36 PM Dec 14th, 2008 from web in reply to sharon
@ijustine, what's my favorite cold weather drink? Cum from between your legs, of course.2:35 PM Dec 14th, 2008 from web in reply to ijustine
@thearquebusier, hey, hey now. I only like my cock sucked by pretentious tricks that pay $300 to become dumb blondes.2:34 PM Dec 14th, 2008 from web in reply to theArquebusier
@fitzthemighty, do you fucking want my cock or something? Take a number, man.2:32 PM Dec 14th, 2008 from web in reply to fitzthemighty
@_jenn_w, I've got better things to do than stalk bitches with a case of the MySpace angles on Twitter. Dumb broad.2:32 PM Dec 14th, 2008 from web in reply to jennwingo
@juliaroy DMs and says I suck at life. I'd rather suck at life than suck all the cock she does. But wait, if she's suckin', I got a cock...2:31 PM Dec 14th, 2008 from web in reply to juliaroy
@juliaroy, uh, what'd you actually DO to your hair? You paid $300 for WHAT? Looks the same as any other dumb blonde bimbo in America.11:38 AM Dec 14th, 2008 from web in reply to juliaroy
@_jenn_w, I nominate you for Person Least Deserving of a Twitter Account Due to Excessive Blowhardery.11:36 AM Dec 14th, 2008 from web in reply to jennwingo
@khartline, whoa, now that's a lot of excess skin in one photo between you both. Who's that girl in your profile pic? It sure isn't you.11:35 PM Dec 2nd, 2008 from web in reply to khartline
@colleencoplick, famous? In your dreams. Now stop staring at me like that. I said stop! I'M CALLING THE COPS!11:34 PM Dec 2nd, 2008 from web in reply to ColleenCoplick
@Xeus, it was "frigid and wet" at the game? "Miserable for the fans on top"? Much like the reviews your exes have given you in bed? ZING!4:30 PM Nov 30th, 2008 from web in reply to Xeus
@ladybugs_12, let's swap venereal diseases instead. I'll give it to you Russian roulette-style. My rod in your barrel. Spin!4:28 PM Nov 30th, 2008 from web in reply to ladybugs_12
@jozjozjoz, nice comeback, but there's no mistaking it - your tongue is the most disgusting object I've ever seen. I want to rub it raw.4:26 PM Nov 30th, 2008 from web in reply to jozjozjoz
@jcroft, you mean movement in the loins, right? If you're helping her do that, you're going to have a tough time. Sorry, buddy.4:25 PM Nov 30th, 2008 from web in reply to jcroft
@jozjozjoz, put your ugly tongue away. It looks like an albino munchkin's penis after thorough use. It's giving me nightmares.10:14 PM Nov 27th, 2008 from web in reply to jozjozjoz