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@ayse Don't drag me into this. You're the one who went to Costco during prime time.10:54 AM May 17th from web in reply to ayse
@jimthompson If you could see my inbox, you wouldn't think this was such a sweet gig. I'm as happy to see the weekend as you are.6:26 PM Apr 19th from web in reply to jimthompson
@TheLawboy We decided to go with rain as distribution method to keep the greedy among you from charging for water. It was worth a shot ...6:24 PM Apr 19th from web in reply to TheLawboy
@NickHodge We came up with surface tension. But I'm constantly amazed at the new ways you guys use the tools at hand.6:22 PM Apr 19th from web in reply to NickHodge
Happy Pascha, Orthodox Christians! I am risen, etc.12:49 AM Apr 19th from web
Easter Week festivities continue here. Tonight, it's "Drinkin' with Lincoln." Mr. Booth has already sent his regrets.10:40 AM Apr 16th from web
We're beta testing colors only dogs can see. Don't be concerned if your pup seems a little giddy for a while.10:32 AM Apr 16th from web
Watching all the Teabaggers today, I had to think we should have gone with an 8-day week and worked on some people a bit longer.10:20 PM Apr 15th from web
It's only Thursday, and I've already eaten all the good stuff out of my Easter basket. Even I won't risk the Peeps.10:19 PM Apr 15th from web
@ryankuder That @god guy is actually a lot funnier than Dad. More concise, too.10:12 PM Apr 15th from web in reply to ryankuder
@mortonfox Not to worry. I have your back.10:00 PM Apr 15th from web in reply to mortonfox
Getting ready to hit Easter mass at St. Peter's. I always feel underdressed.1:09 PM Apr 11th from web
@davidbadash Thanks -- and good to see you again, too. Of course, with immanence and all, I'm never really far out of pocket.8:35 AM Apr 11th from web in reply to davidbadash
Mary Magdalene always bakes me hot cross buns on Easter Morning. A little creepy, maybe, but I just love them.8:27 AM Apr 11th from web
I've already taken in a few midnight mass Easter services down under. Another 36 hours or so, and holy Rush Week is done for another year.8:26 AM Apr 11th from web
Woo-hoo: I slept like the dead! OK, that's a joke. Always has everyone up here in stitches.8:17 AM Apr 11th from web
OK, really have to run. There's a novice priest in Slovakia who just blew the Anaphora so badly he turned the Host into Peeps. Disaster.8:53 AM Apr 10th from web
@dsilverman I look in more than you think. But, for me, a thousand years is as a day. Makes for irregular tweeting.8:50 AM Apr 10th from web in reply to dsilverman
@foodphilosophy Guilt is one of the few things We didn't create -- humans did. But you also created knock-knock jokes, so it balances out.8:45 AM Apr 10th from web in reply to foodphilosophy
OK, lots of services today, and I feel like I have to be everywhere at once. Back later.8:27 AM Apr 10th from web