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  1. Vanilla cake with lemon puree and raspberry preserves. What human wouldn't love me after that? Meeting a boy's entire family is easy. Gulp.
  2. Even if I do look tired, please don't tell me so. Instead tell me I look pretty. Very, very pretty.
  3. Can't reserve my room fast enough at La Villa Hamster: http://www.uncoinchezsoi.ne...
  4. My favorite painter of all things food, Wayne Thiebaud, on this week's New Yorker cover. Squee!
  5. RT @scottlava: DOOOOPE! this dude is one of my inspirations... RT @roboppy: Ed Emberley documentary in the works = cool! http://bit.ly/ ...
  6. I'm 5'1". All foot stools are butt stools to me.
  7. Home from weekend in the woods. No run-ins with witches or other scary things that wanted to eat me. Still grateful for nyc concrete.
  8. @eodesign Saves the day. Thanks for not hating me forever for being such a dipshit with your lovely house. Your cake is going to be HUGE.
  9. The Big Bang Theory living room set and me: http://twitpic.com/pen9f
  10. Crocheting the most ridiculous bacon mankind has ever seen. And I don't mean the wrestler. I mean that other mankind.
  11. Crocheting a cake. Big cake. Very big. Cake.
  12. @scottlava Then you should love my latest creation: http://bit.ly/ftTXT
  13. Just got an e-mail newsletter from a pet store promising to give me the "inside poop". That makes me feel funny.
  14. Pretending to like baseball so I'll get kisses later.
  15. Just tweezed my eyebrows for extra prettiness, but instead I've got ouchy and irritated lumpy Klingon forehead. I stink at being a girl.
  16. RT @SteveMolaro My friend @tweecole just finished this Rubik's Cube tissue holder for the Big Bang living room! http://tinyurl.com/yehqxxq
  17. Was just told by a friend that he's positive that I scare David Lynch.
  18. My sixty year old father (of questionable taste in hat slogans) just told me he's obsessed with the Twilight series. He's sort of awesome.
  19. Best e-mail I've received all day: If you touch Blagojevich's hair, I'll give you $10
  20. @DAVID_LYNCH I made this just for you: http://bit.ly/x0KU4