tweecole
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Vanilla cake with lemon puree and raspberry preserves. What human wouldn't love me after that? Meeting a boy's entire family is easy. Gulp.
about 13 hours ago
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Even if I do look tired, please don't tell me so. Instead tell me I look pretty. Very, very pretty.
9:50 AM Nov 23rd
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Can't reserve my room fast enough at La Villa Hamster:
10:01 AM Nov 19th
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My favorite painter of all things food, Wayne Thiebaud, on this week's New Yorker cover. Squee!
4:47 PM Nov 17th
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RT @: DOOOOPE! this dude is one of my inspirations... RT @: Ed Emberley documentary in the works = cool!
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11:52 AM Nov 17th
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I'm 5'1". All foot stools are butt stools to me.
5:31 PM Nov 16th
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Home from weekend in the woods. No run-ins with witches or other scary things that wanted to eat me. Still grateful for nyc concrete.
5:25 PM Nov 15th
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@ Saves the day. Thanks for not hating me forever for being such a dipshit with your lovely house. Your cake is going to be HUGE.
4:22 PM Nov 14th
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The Big Bang Theory living room set and me:
8:10 AM Nov 14th
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Crocheting the most ridiculous bacon mankind has ever seen. And I don't mean the wrestler. I mean that other mankind.
6:54 PM Nov 12th
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Crocheting a cake. Big cake. Very big. Cake.
5:03 PM Nov 10th
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@ Then you should love my latest creation:
11:23 AM Nov 6th
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Just got an e-mail newsletter from a pet store promising to give me the "inside poop". That makes me feel funny.
7:26 AM Nov 6th
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Pretending to like baseball so I'll get kisses later.
6:34 PM Nov 4th
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Just tweezed my eyebrows for extra prettiness, but instead I've got ouchy and irritated lumpy Klingon forehead. I stink at being a girl.
11:38 AM Nov 4th
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RT @ My friend @ just finished this Rubik's Cube tissue holder for the Big Bang living room!
8:22 AM Nov 3rd
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Was just told by a friend that he's positive that I scare David Lynch.
5:52 PM Oct 28th
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My sixty year old father (of questionable taste in hat slogans) just told me he's obsessed with the Twilight series. He's sort of awesome.
6:06 AM Oct 26th
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Best e-mail I've received all day: If you touch Blagojevich's hair, I'll give you $10
10:31 AM Oct 22nd
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@ I made this just for you:
6:44 PM Oct 21st
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