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  1. In one half hour I can leave, sleep and then commence editing on Attack of the 50 Ft Pussy. (at long last)
  2. When future or alien archeologists find Hank Williams records and decode them, they will think better of us than we deserve.
  3. @ChrisCarlisle A Reuben at the Cracker Barrel? Isn't that like going to Arnies and ordering Pulled Pork?
  4. Oddly enough the number of people actually asking for tech support on a holiday morning, exceedingly small. Pondering self induced coma.
  5. Has anyone asked Gov. Palin if she's going to go Hike the Appalachian Trail yet?
  6. wouldn't it have been a lot more efficient of Adam had died for our sins from the get go?
  7. Finally got one hour of sleep and somehow made it in to work. Where there's a wage, there's a way.
  8. Still awake and the alarm goes off in an hour. I got like ten minutes of sleep. Literally. And that literally is a literal literally.
  9. Just leaving work in a couple minutes. Good news is I have to be back in 11 hours. Happy Holiday. pfft
  10. @LyndaN So what you're saying is her next caper will make this PALIN comparison? Wakka Wakka Wakka!
  11. Palin took a look at how much attention Sanford was getting and immediately booked a flight to Buenos Aires
  12. "Freemasonry lodges in Georgia are at loggerheads over the admission of a “non-white” member..." You stay classy, Masons!
  13. Harold Gould (the inspiration behind Ben Cohen's voice) & Eliot Gould (the inspiration behind Ben Cohen's mustache) Also not father and son
  14. In case you were wondering, as was I, Bill Macy from Maude and William H. Macy from Fargo are not father and son.
  15. Denouement block is the most unsettling kind of writer's block. I need a final twist or something... or something...sigh
  16. most days I come into work, and in between a flurry of calls I try to hammer on my scripts. Today, no calls but also no script ideas. grr.
  17. @ninjahobo Willow. Here's a line, "It is a sad and beautiful world"
  18. I bet if I had called in sick today, the payroll at my temp agency would've mistakenly credited me for the holiday. Honesty is inconvenient
  19. Amazingly, The transit system conspired to get me to work a half hour early despite my leaving 15 minutes late. Must be all that time travel
  20. Concerned that my smoking habit has almost doubled in the past week. Why the sudden jump from 1/2 pack a day for 12 years? Stress?