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  1. @LyndaN Thanks! I'd still like to hear Christopher Walken do it. about 1 hour ago from TwitterGadget in reply to LyndaN
  2. @ninjahobo If you'd type with your fingers instead of your face, it'd hurt your eyes a lot less. about 3 hours ago from TwitterGadget in reply to ninjahobo
  3. is it any coincidence that the "greatest generation" grew up on trickster gods from Chaplin to Bugs Bunny? about 3 hours ago from TwitterGadget
  4. @DaphneA Well it is sweater season and if I know anything from cartoons it's that sweaters are a moth's main prey. They're hunting. about 3 hours ago from TwitterGadget in reply to DaphneA
  5. Listening to on hold music that is mercifully not religious. Thank you, Jesus for not infecting the whole world! about 4 hours ago from TwitterGadget
  6. @DaphneA how about domesticated cherry? those okay? about 5 hours ago from TwitterGadget in reply to DaphneA
  7. no clue what to do with myself for a couple hours. this industrial complex ought have a movie theatre about 7 hours ago from TwitterGadget
  8. Forgot that I'm working the later shift today so now I'm at work three hours early. BRILLIANT!!! about 7 hours ago from TwitterGadget
  9. Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for life. Get a man a job at taco bell, he'll eat for life and steal you sauce packets. 2:31 PM Nov 30th from TwitterGadget
  10. You never want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud but if it's a mushroom burger, it'll never hold up in court. 2:22 PM Nov 30th from TwitterGadget
  11. @cdashiell limbaugh says, 'love my oxycontin' limbaugh says, 'really rings a bell' limbaugh says, (to the tune of good n plenty commercial) 12:38 PM Nov 30th from TwitterGadget in reply to cdashiell
  12. When they first started the Veterans of Foreign Wars clubs where there any Veterans of Domestic Wars still around to call them wimps? 9:42 AM Nov 30th from TwitterGadget
  13. @chipandcernshow Check out my podcast if you like your own podcast you'll love mine: www.blacktiemartiniclub.com 9:33 AM Nov 30th from TwitterGadget in reply to chipandcernshow
  14. David Gregory couldn't bother to do a regular Meet The Press this week in favor of pretaped crap. If Gregory needs the time off, replace him 7:34 PM Nov 29th from web
  15. see my @DougBenson impersonation. #8wordmoviereviews Twilight: Teenage girl doesn't fuck 100 year old man. 7:00 PM Nov 29th from TwitterGadget
  16. @cdashiell What good would common sense for it do? It's witchcraft, wicked witchcraft. 11:18 AM Nov 28th from TwitterGadget in reply to cdashiell
  17. @rev_norel_pref Why would people want to listen to you in the can? 8:14 AM Nov 28th from TwitterGadget in reply to rev_norel_pref
  18. @BrilligT congrats! 11:16 PM Nov 27th from TwitterGadget in reply to BrilligT
  19. I'm in ur internets synthesizing ur kultur - lolartists 5:58 PM Nov 27th from TwitterGadget
  20. Motto of John Boehner's Tanning Coalition: It takes a nation of millions to keep us brown. (orange) 5:56 PM Nov 27th from TwitterGadget