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  1. My "Companion to Linguistic Anthropology" is missing! I am sure that my students took it to limit my small social circle even further! about 6 hours ago from web
  2. Since Oral Roberts died, I will have to find a new spiritual guide to help navigate worldly vice. Sex outside of marriage = good, right? about 22 hours ago from web
  3. The pressure of trying to tweet something witty is sucking all pleasure from my life. Must recharge the muse by reading romance novels! 12:34 PM Dec 14th from web
  4. New procrastination technique: falling through the looking glass. 4:00 PM Dec 13th from web
  5. The fact that I am knitting a *boyfriend* scarf for my dad implies nothing. REALLY!!! 11:21 AM Dec 11th from web
  6. Yes, I think I can dance! My mom told me so!!! 5:41 PM Dec 9th from web
  7. Fashion scarves - potential hiding place for smuggling contraband onto airplanes. Can't believe security caught on! 6:17 PM Dec 8th from web
  8. As a sadist, I am torn between the pleasure of torturing students with exams and trying to avoid the masochism that comes with grading them. 9:03 AM Dec 7th from web
  9. RT @willrayraf: New comic is about great advice: http://www.thedoghousediaries.com/?p=1120 8:59 AM Dec 7th from web
  10. How was I to know that the Return of the Jedi wasn't a *genuine* post-colonial text? Afterall, I define text as discourse not only writing. 1:47 PM Dec 6th from web
  11. This is what came when I summoned the demon: xkcd+Discovery Channel http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOsylvrwo3I 3:33 PM Dec 5th from web
  12. Since I don't have a basement at home, I had to come to my work office (located in a basement) for the holiday demon summoning ritual. 2:53 PM Dec 5th from web
  13. Early Christmas gift to me: Roaches have come to keep me company as I work late at the office! Thanks Santa!!! 7:25 PM Dec 3rd from web
  14. Really, I just closed my office door b/c I want people to knock and ask if I am busy! 9:37 AM Dec 3rd from web
  15. Since hips don't lie, I wear scarves to draw attention to the neck and face. 8:35 AM Dec 2nd from web
  16. RT @willrayraf: I feel endless shame hearing stories like this: -"Speak English lady!" -"Sir, you're in Spain." -W 11:26 AM Dec 1st from web
  17. Hoping to see one of the spirits: A Christmas Rewrite, as Dickens Edits Dickens - http://bit.ly/6pvVfg 9:28 AM Dec 1st from TimesPeople
  18. In an effort to derail the PC rhetoric in academia, I will stop calling myself the descendant of Ukrainian immigrants who resides in the US. 9:25 AM Dec 1st from web
  19. While some may claim my abstract was "rejected," in reality, I am boycotting AAA for their boycott of Coca Cola. I need my Diet Coke! 10:03 PM Nov 30th from web
  20. After my grandparents died, the bday cash dried up. Luckily, a friend stepped in; I just need a quarter more to buy a 20oz bottle of coke! 3:24 PM Nov 30th from web