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  1. You read this, and I KNOW you read it! Do you want to know HOW I knew you read it?
  2. Only 3,827 more followers to go before I give away 100 trillion dollars in cash! Really!
  3. The king of twam has passed 1000 followers!
  4. Do you know who your followers are? No? That's part of why you make no money twamming!
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  11. You know what twam is, don't you? ;)
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  19. Good morning! New Moon is rising. Paranormal activity increases at Halloween. I hope there is no Indonesia national emergency as a result.
  20. I am going to send my 5000th follower ONE HUNDRED TRILLION DOLLARS IN CASH!!! I really am! Genuine, government issued currency! Follow me!