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- Marge named her 8 children after the planets. Great for some but "Don't touch Uranus!" or "Uranus is stinky!" jokes really hurt.3:26 PM Oct 1st from web
- Jacko and Kiefer were cramping Peter Pan's style. Sure they shared Neverland and the Lost Boys but Tinker Bell was a step too far.1:35 PM Sep 24th from web
- Seeking accessories for a date, he chose a magnificent chrome-plated steel wheelchair. He'd park near the door and impress her.7:58 AM Sep 22nd from web
- RT @ Calling time...! The correct answer for the FULL name was Garry Pelé Hobbs. @ & @ are WINNERS!8:03 AM Sep 18th from web
- Special mention to @ for trying out her own verbal somersaults in response to my spoonerism serial8:58 AM Sep 16th from web
- Thanks to @, @, and @ for RT. @, @, @ and old friend @ for kind words.8:56 AM Sep 16th from web
- Guests entered the reception optimistically and left misty optically. And they all hived lappily ever after.11:03 AM Sep 15th from web
- Bride: You're nucking futs. Groom: Er, we're not doing that anymore. Old Oscar dropped his hat: Will nobody pat my hiccup?11:03 AM Sep 15th from web
- Aunt Bessie leaned over to little Mike: "I have in my bosom a half-warmed fish". And she did. Which was gross.11:02 AM Sep 15th from web
- Up front things weren't much better. It is kisstomary to cuss the bride, said the registrar. Groom: That's bass ackwards.11:02 AM Sep 15th from web
- Padraig was the worst usher in history: Mardon me padom, you are occupewing my pie. May I sew you to another sheet?11:01 AM Sep 15th from web
- Following is a five-part short story experiment in spoonerisms, or verbal somersaults. Setting is a joyful wedding day.11:01 AM Sep 15th from web
- 'Kapow!' Nerdy Professor Spronk karate chopped the pine board to illustrate force. In the front Sara swooned: "He's like a cobra".10:08 AM Sep 15th from web
- Warm thanks for dark matter short story RTs from @, @, @, @9:46 AM Sep 15th from web
- Her voice was all strings and pearls. Her face warm cinnamon and her body quivered knees. But her personality was dark matter.12:51 PM Sep 13th from web
- Don't run down my corridor, teacher yelled. Girls calling him Run DMC so he bought a leather tracksuit. Girls stopped calling him.1:16 PM Sep 9th from web
- Halfway between the devil and the deep blue sea, an adroit android stopped to tie his shoe and saw God. And science.2:06 PM Sep 3rd from web
- This expansion thing was killing the restaurant at the end of the universe. Oh well. They would have to move again.1:32 PM Sep 3rd from web
- Bernie Madoff started a poker game in prison. Surrounded by swindlers and spies, he still had game. Until Henry Gondroff sat down.6:33 AM Sep 1st from web
- Martin was having a good time on holiday until Captain Ron f***ed his wife.4:10 AM Sep 1st from web
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- Name Chris Brauer
- Location London
- Web http://www.chrisb...
- Bio Twae means Two in 'Scottish'. Pls RT original short stories. Also music, riddles, conversation, and Literary Bursts.
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