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  1. [A&E] GANGBANG OF FOUR (CC, Stereo) Software design pattern architects argue in favor of cocksucking instead of inheritance. 8:13 PM Dec 8th, 2008 from Twittelator
  2. [CBS] CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION (CC, Stereo) While chasing after a suspected rapist, Grissom pulls a groin muscle which isn't his own. 11:00 PM Dec 3rd, 2008 from Twittelator
  3. [NBC] THE COSBY SHOW (CC, Stereo) After Cliff's favorite sweater shrinks in the wash, Claire wakes up with two black eyes and a fat lip. 6:19 PM Dec 1st, 2008 from Twittelator
  4. [USA] MONK (CC, Stereo) Mr. Monk adjusts and straightens and nudges and fidgets and seizures and slips into a dark silent coma forever. 5:47 PM Nov 29th, 2008 from Twittelator
  5. [FOX] HOUSE (CC, Stereo) Same as last week's House. 8:33 PM Nov 28th, 2008 from Twittelator
  6. [WB] AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL (CC, Stereo) Hideous, bucktoothed white trash and wide-mouthed ghetto garbage make Tyra look even fatter. 1:39 PM Oct 11th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  7. [ABC] LIFE ON MARS (CC, Stereo) ABC takes a big fat sloppy awful disgusting insulting splattery shit, completely missing the bowl. 6:53 AM Oct 10th, 2008 from web
  8. [History] HORSE COCKS (CC, Stereo) Host Peter Weller rolls his dick in fingerpaint, then hangs the resulting artwork in the Smithsonian. 8:15 PM Oct 9th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  9. [ION] VEGGIE TALES (CC, Stereo) -- Cheaply rendered, low polygon shapes with no complicated walk cycles insist Christianity is awesome. 11:38 AM Jul 25th, 2008 from web
  10. [HGTV] THIS OLD HOUSE (CC, Stereo) -- Bob Villa installs two urinals super close to each other, then drills a big fat hole in the partition. 9:04 PM Jul 24th, 2008 from web
  11. [MSNBC] LIVE FROM WWDC (Cc, Stereo) -- Christ on the cross what a sad sack of fugly-ass dildos. 8:12 PM Jun 9th, 2008 from web
  12. [Animal Planet] BANANA BOAT ISLAND (CC, Stereo) -- Naturalist David Attenborough slips in dog shit and bangs his head on a kitchen counter. 10:23 AM Jun 4th, 2008 from web
  13. [Bravo] REAL HOUSEWIVES OF CUPERTINO, CALIFORNIA (CC, Stereo) -- Natalie takes the 22 bus to the 43 bus to Fry's Electronics in Palo Alto. 12:22 PM May 30th, 2008 from web
  14. [Cartoon Network] GARFIELD MINUS GARFIELD MINUS GARFIELD MINUS GARFIELD (Cc, Stereo) -- A completely blank screen for ninety minutes. 8:50 PM May 29th, 2008 from web
  15. [Food Network] QUEERCAKES (Cc, Stereo) -- Internationally acclaimed pastry chefs squirt each other up and down with tubes of frosting. 5:03 PM May 29th, 2008 from web
  16. [ABC Tuesday] TWO AND A HALF JOKES (CC, Stereo) No description. 3:37 PM May 29th, 2008 from web
  17. [NBC Sundays] NBC PRESENTS AN ALL-STAR COMEDY SALUTE TO BASEBALL (CC, Stereo) -- Bert Convy dies of AIDS. 3:33 PM May 29th, 2008 from web
  18. [NBC Fridays] WHO WANTS TO LICK A DICK (CC, Stereo) No description. 3:32 PM May 29th, 2008 from web
  19. [NBC Bionic Wednesday] THE BIG FAT BONGHIT (CC, Stereo) -- Contestants vie to claim the biggest, fattest bonghit. 3:31 PM May 29th, 2008 from web
  20. [NBC Thursdays] BONER PATROL (CC, Stereo) -- Captain Faggot faces a crisis of conscience when he can't get it up at the Gold Club. 3:31 PM May 29th, 2008 from web