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  1. If you ever get the chance, see @JohnPinette do the 'extended warranty' bit. #instantclassic
  2. #JohnPinette proved there has to be something wrong with you to be interesting to set about...and home-run! High-larious at Caroline's.
  3. http://twitpic.com/txfua - Boredom, the harnesser of light...and malaise.
  4. (NEWS) Obama merges efforts, '...will be indebted to unhealthy climate jobs.' Joint congressional committee to meet just for the hell of it.
  5. (NEWS) National debt reaches whimsical numbers, Senate slated to pass gas.
  6. I have to plug Greer Barnes who killed with a minimal amount of bitch, shit, fuck and cunt. (http://is.gd/5qQ9E)
  7. Final score, 2 to 9. Pushed well into a lousy too-long o'clock. Feel that burning sensation?...its bomb aftermath.
  8. Comedy tip of the night: Believe in what your saying. Telling a story and telling a tale are two different things.
  9. So far, 0:6.
  10. Roughly 20 comedians tonight. Call the clean:dirty ratio. My vote is 2:18. Bear in mind the first show is Ed Lover and his 'crew'.
  11. If the words, 'Does this get off at..?' exit your mouth after you got on the train, you should just stay on bcuz we don't need you out here.
  12. (NEWS) UK Parliament seeks to ban word 'negotiate' as throat injuries soar over Copenhagen discourse.
  13. And I quote, "UN Sends Peacekeepers to Protect Sudanese in C.A.R." -don't worry about the C.A.R.'s dying in the way- (http://is.gd/5qj1Z)
  14. (NEWS) Iran test fires latest missile, powered by global warming, abortions and obesity. US adds Iran to 'Food Pyramid of Evil'.
  15. (ENT NEWS) Globe selection committee apology, '...excess fast-forwarding led hasty decisions.' 14 Oscars voters caught changing address.
  16. Colbert just proved the lack of necessity for a Jay Z, whatever that is. Not 1% invested in caring but, hope Keys leaves Z behind.
  17. (NEWS) Woods releases statement, '...pretty sure number eleven isn't mine.'
  18. (NEWS) Pope declares environmental concern man-made, hippies embrace natural 'climate change'.
  19. RT @TheOnion Sumerians Look On In Confusion As Christian God Creates World.
  20. (NEWS) Gore admits, '...never seen the environment in person', fails to convince skeptics of skepticisms on false truths.