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  1. @mardy_gilyard-"Just blindsided by the fact that it's a business... People lose sight of that... NCAA football is a business..."
  2. Woot, we're going to the SugarBowl.
  3. Library book returned after 60 years... dewey prosecute?
  4. The zoo wanted the truck driver to haul the sick African Antelopes to the vet. He declined. He didn't want to be the bearer of bad gnus.
  5. If you took $500,000 worth of copper rods, the Victoria Police would like to Cu soon.
  6. Confused moose thinks he's cow... risks being shipped away. Don't miss next episode: "Milk of Amnesia" or "It's not just an udder day."
  7. Toddler falls into baptismal font. To answer the obvious question: yes, he was saved.
  8. New report from Iowa Dept. of Health shows 7% of 6 year olds have lead poisoning, possibly from too many Pb & J sandwichs.
  9. The Postal Service reports $3.8 billion loss, as their revenue has fallen from such great heights.
  10. Family raises money for turkey's cataract surgery, even though the procedure will cost more than a poultry sum.
  11. Just in time for Thanksgiving a blockbuster movie about sweet potatoes, 'The Silence of the Yams'
  12. Michigan mathematician ends up in the winner's circle but finds it pointless.
  13. Armed thug places order at McDonald's before he robble-robbles the place.
  14. Illinois hotel decided not to pay their employees. Hilarity, inn sued.
  15. Disagreements shake Djibouti. Shake shake shake! Shake shake shake! Shake Djibouti!
  16. Five killed and dozens injured in perfume factory fire. Eau du humanity!
  17. Obama rejects all Afghan options, says they don't tie the room together.
  18. Minnesota traffic snarled after a fatal four-cow accident. Witnesses at the scene describe udder chaos.
  19. Banana robber to face trial. He's expected to file a peel.
  20. Man charged for allegedly assaulting construction worker with a backhoe. Officials say the victim was lucky he didn't suffer grader harm.