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  1. Man steals beer from convenience store in his underwear. Police apprehend suspect after brief pursuit
  2. Headmistress accused of using school funds to pay for Caribbean holiday. Jamaica? No, she did it entirely voluntarily.
  3. Hooray for transformers! Little cheesy but all the good themes were there and plenty of action
  4. Finally seeing Transformers!
  5. I thought I was financially set, but then my candle-lighting gigs began to taper off.
  6. Cops cite a woman after she was singing an expletive-filled N.W.A. song. Talk about a bad rap.
  7. Woman found dead in her backyard fish pond. Police are being koi about possible suspects.
  8. Three people stabbed in bowling alley melee; all were spared. Five turkeys in custody before they split, claim they were framed.
  9. Happy 4th to all... Wishing we had a George Washington around to knock sense into our gov
  10. Tire factory hit with bomb threats two days in a row. Goodyear? The worst
  11. Woman gets hit by train while trying to clear her thoughts. I guess she had a one-track mind
  12. I admired the Swiss Army Knife with a certain amount of awl.
  13. The crooked psychologist was paid per jury.
  14. Although may be hard to swallow, teen accused of robin baby birds from nests and raising them in bedroom. Claims the operation wasn't cheep.
  15. Truck carrying a load of pigs overturns on interstate, witnesses report multiple cases of swine flew
  16. Mr. Ed could not give the commencement speech. He was horse.
  17. Government to pay farmers to slaughter cows because the price of milk is too low; taxpayers smell the dairy air
  18. Chicken farmers are saying California is making it hard to scratch out a living with all of the new laws.
  19. Man rescued after trapping himself on island. What a maroon!
  20. http://pic.im/5B5 Samurai Vodka