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  1. @aynsavoy nice pictures! about 4 hours ago from web in reply to aynsavoy
  2. got a little juiced up at a party last night. 5:33 AM Dec 19th from web
  3. http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/51303/1258327607/pole.jpg 8:59 AM Dec 18th from web
  4. Ho ho ho; I am highly certain that someone has just been #BUSTED! 1:06 AM Dec 17th from web
  5. @SquareRobot Dirty Rotten Scoundrels is one of the best movies ever... and for some reason, I've seen the Bollywood remake, also good. 3:27 PM Dec 16th from web in reply to SquareRobot
  6. All they ever see is my shadow... 10:06 PM Dec 13th from web
  7. Just another day in the snowflake sweatshop. 11:06 PM Dec 11th from web
  8. Yeah, sometimes the joke about going to IHOP for lunch turns out to not be a joke. 8p 10:03 PM Dec 10th from web
  9. RT @hawtspot: oh. my. god. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=414TmP12WAU 11:55 PM Dec 7th from web
  10. Yes, I just drug a 20 foot muddy tree limb through my apartment after midnight, and no, I won't tell you why. 11:52 PM Dec 7th from web
  11. And it goes like this... http://youtube.com/watch?v=kcNAwPUmk4s 12:37 AM Dec 7th from web
  12. Everything is so uncomplicated. 9:07 PM Dec 6th from web
  13. @SquareRobot My new speakers go to 12. 1:12 AM Dec 6th from web in reply to SquareRobot
  14. Everything proceeds according to plan. 12:52 AM Dec 3rd from web
  15. Safely back in Sugar Land... safe from my 93 year old body slamming, smart mouthing great aunt! 12:08 AM Nov 30th from web
  16. @aynsavoy Avoid The Tenderloin! 7:46 PM Nov 28th from web in reply to aynsavoy
  17. @lunetiquette to start you will need a nice bathtub, and a suitcase full of sulfuric acid. 10:05 AM Nov 28th from web in reply to lunetiquette
  18. just ate 8 slices of eight different pies. http://twitpic.com/r4j3o 8:42 PM Nov 26th from web
  19. finally woke up from a rack of ribs induced coma, just in time for lunch! 11:41 AM Nov 26th from web
  20. Half Contra: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRj45Es-rFk 12:31 AM Nov 25th from web