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  1. Hey #collegehumor Dave Matthews Band, Blink-182--what's with this kibble?!? (CH live › http://ustre.am/2J18) 12:33 AM Dec 11th from Ustream
  2. Hey #collegehumor You look like Walter Matthau's foreskin. (CH live › http://ustre.am/2J18) 12:16 AM Dec 11th from Ustream
  3. Baking pulla. House smells INCREDIBLE. 3:56 PM Nov 24th from web
  4. Our real estate agent is a hunchback. And every house she suggests happens to be a bell tower. 7:33 PM Nov 22nd from web
  5. Wow. 57 days ago? Really?!? 7:30 PM Nov 22nd from web
  6. 1922's Nosferatu syncs up perfectly with Stereo Type A by Cibo Matto. On a semi-related note, Twitter needs italics. 5:35 PM Sep 26th from Chirpr
  7. Fuji, you make me cry with your beauty. I would love to touch your booty. Give me a dollar... 5:31 PM Sep 26th from Chirpr
  8. Die You Zombie Bastards! is perhaps the greatest feature film of this-- or indeed any--generation. 11:20 PM Sep 24th from Chirpr
  9. I have repeatedly referred to my mom as "La Migra" today. As well as threaten to "cut her like a vato". 3:32 PM Sep 15th from Chirpr
  10. You should be playing Haluz 2. http://www.haluz2.net/ 1:09 PM Aug 20th from web
  11. Futuristic toilet-cleaning gel! Capitalism! Joy! 7:07 PM Aug 19th from web
  12. Reanimated, shambling zombie of Billy Mays vs. cybergenetic Ron Popeil. Who shall be the victor? 11:50 AM Aug 14th from web
  13. Also, my F6 key is permanently depressed. Should it shoot itself in the face? Twitter back, ya'll. 12:05 PM Jul 12th from web
  14. There is a ghoul in Fallout 3 named Tulip! 12:04 PM Jul 12th from web
  15. "Because who wouldn't want to masturbate to THAT?" reasons Matthew. 10:09 PM Jun 30th from web
  16. Good news, everyone! A peace accord has been reached! We have combined our musical efforts to become Ectopic Pregnancy Masturbation. 10:08 PM Jun 30th from web
  17. And we will have rivals. Matthew's new band, Polymorphic Masturbation. 10:07 PM Jun 30th from web
  18. Upon hearing that there is a band called Cancer, I announce that MY new band will call ourselves Ectopic Pregnancy. 10:07 PM Jun 30th from web
  19. P.S. Seven thumbs up. 8:02 PM Jun 30th from web
  20. You're welcome, delicious boys of Killswitch Engage. 8:01 PM Jun 30th from web
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