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  1. It's just opening weekend, but somehow I still feel like I'm the last guy on the planet who hasn't seen "Bruno" yet. Vassup wit dat?
  2. Can't get Michael Jackson's kids off my mind. Very emotional. In tribute to king of pop, thinking I might name my first child "Duvet Cover"
  3. It's sinking in that MJ is gone. So if you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and then make a change. Na na na...
  4. @harveylevintmz needs to contact me asap for some juicy Jackson dish: namely, how Michael first learned about the killer narcotic Demerol
  5. Demerol,Demerol;Oh god he's taking Demerol;He got flat baby;Kick in the back baby;A heart attack baby -- Lyrics from "Morphine" by M.Jackson
  6. Reports that Jeff Goldblum has passed away are completely untrue. He is fine and in Los Angeles, from his rep.
  7. Neda, Perez Hilton, Will.ia.m, Jon and Kate, Obama, Supreme Leader, sounds like Billy Joel needs to rewrite We Didn't Start the Fire. . . .
  8. Can someone explain this? Matt Lauer: "Does that translate to you being the future of the GOP?" Sarah Palin: "Absolutely not necessarily."
  9. Holocaust Museum suspect, James Von Brunn, previously brought a rifle to Federal Reserve HQ in DC. Remember, guns don't kill people . . .
  10. Let's see now: an elderly man walks into Holocaust Museum and opens fire. Does anyone out there know where Mel Gibson's dad is right now?
  11. Love love love today's outrage from conservative quarters over Letterman's jokes about Sarah Palin and her family: http://tinyurl.com/mzep9a
  12. David Carradine dead in Bangkok hotel room. People Mag mistakenly called him Oscar-nominated, early reports suggest autoasphyxia. Bye Bill.
  13. L.A.'s mayor has another local anchorbabe on his arm: KTLA's Lu Parker. Now if he would just do something -- anything! -- about the traffic.
  14. #24 had it all -- a stem cell debate, torturing, WMD, outsourced army warriors, a redheaded FBI agent with freckles + big . . .explosions.
  15. Lars von Trier is The Hope of Audacity. Give that man a special award.
  16. When Brian Grazer sees all the versions of Angels & Demons available on megaupload and other pirate services, does his hair de-spike down?
  17. The Time Magazine writer now raving incessantly about Twitter is the same guy who hyped Second Life and the movie "From Justin to Kelly."
  18. @JohnAByrne (via @MuckRack) Of course, there can be only one song: "The Harder They Come" by Jimmy Cliff from the epic reggae soundtrack
  19. If you are a fellow member of the media, do something important and help move Mugabe with a story/blog -- http://joetrippi.com/blog/?...
  20. Wow-Rev. Sun Myung Moon controls America's sushi industry! http://bit.ly/Dz4ri