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Q: How do you hide a 7 ft. Frenchman? A: Send him to Charlotte.6:05 PM Nov 7th from web
Bo Derek is on ESPN right now. I kid you not.4:12 PM Nov 7th from TweetDeck
@russbengtson The Celtics are so unstoppable that their loss to the Suns has been stricken from history.3:48 PM Nov 7th from TweetDeck in reply to russbengtson
Like Monopoly, no one has ever actually completed a game of Attrition.3:14 PM Nov 7th from TweetDeck
Tony Eury, Sr. throws Brad Keselowski under the hauler: "Brad is the worst at restarts of any driver I've ever seen."12:14 PM Nov 7th from TweetDeck
@cdbarker "Indiana wants me/To be mauled by a black bear"12:06 PM Nov 7th from TweetDeck in reply to cdbarker
If the Nationwide race was the Veterans Day parade, Kyle Busch would be the fire truck.11:40 AM Nov 7th from TweetDeck
@LostJello http://bit.ly/3vE3Az11:37 AM Nov 7th from TweetDeck in reply to LostJello
That overthrow by the Northwestern QB was Kafka-es*BZZZT* SORRY! SORRY!11:35 AM Nov 7th from TweetDeck
@EthanJaynes I mean, I have an empty 2-liter next to me and plan on replacing it in a minute, but I can quit anytime.11:33 AM Nov 7th from TweetDeck in reply to EthanJaynes
@KDonhoops Does this mean Zhang Ziyi will show up at my door today?11:28 AM Nov 7th from TweetDeck in reply to KDonhoops
@EthanJaynes To paraphrase, it's all malted battery acid. Sweet, caffeinated battery acid.11:24 AM Nov 7th from TweetDeck in reply to EthanJaynes
@wyshynski To be fair, Malarchuk only stopped bleeding in 2003.10:52 AM Nov 7th from TweetDeck in reply to wyshynski
Did someone pull the fire alarm in the stands at Texas Motor Speedway?10:09 AM Nov 7th from TweetDeck
@wyshynski Congrats! Does this mean your wife will be listed as out with a body?9:34 AM Nov 7th from TweetDeck
@TheNoLookPass Like, tweak? Or "violent separation"?10:02 PM Nov 6th from TweetDeck in reply to TheNoLookPass
@TheNoLookPass I wish Lorne Greene were alive today just so I could hear him rumble: "Shannon... let the music play."9:38 PM Nov 6th from TweetDeck in reply to TheNoLookPass
@TheNoLookPass I don't even want to know. It's perfect as it is. I would like to have it as my ringtone as read by celebrities.9:37 PM Nov 6th from TweetDeck in reply to TheNoLookPass
When did Chris Kaman get posted up by a rabid Flowbee?9:22 PM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
@mrsgadzuric @JSmizzle15 is stealing oxygen from the rest of us; I want at least some of it back.9:20 PM Nov 6th from TweetDeck in reply to mrsgadzuric

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Name Tuffy R. Tuffenstein
Web http://refrigerat...
Bio I'm the editor of the Technorati Technology channel and sports podcaster.

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