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  1. @steffieross that sucks. But I'll sleep with u again regardless. about 7 hours ago from Echofon in reply to steffieross
  2. @KySportsRadio Not a cash bar. FREE OPEN BAR!!!!! about 15 hours ago from web in reply to KySportsRadio
  3. In Cancun. Free Open Bar + Kentucky Basketball = Awesome: http://bit.ly/7hc5Tx about 15 hours ago from web
  4. @KySportsRadio No dude--Ramon is fine, and Pat bruised his knee but is fine too. I talked to Mr. Patterson just now. Everyones good. about 15 hours ago from web in reply to KySportsRadio
  5. @KySportsRadio I will be posting pics all day from the games in Cancun here preceding my write-up tonight: http://bit.ly/6igB3o about 22 hours ago from web
  6. As promised, the pic of me and the midget from Johns Hopkins. We're like Master Blaster from Thunderdome: http://su.pr/2TmoKx 6:55 AM Nov 12th from web
  7. The midget just admitted that she sleeps in a dog bed. I am in love. But I don't believe half of what she says. 11:26 PM Nov 11th from Echofon
  8. Speech at Hopkins. Highlight was midget who propositioned me. Told her I'd fuck only if she introduced me to willy wonka. 8:17 PM Nov 11th from Echofon
  9. College basketballs first game and Monday Night Football, I'm in Toronto. Only sport on is hockey. What's that aboot? 3:45 PM Nov 9th from Echofon
  10. At UT game. Halliburton has a tailgate. Too many jokes to make. 7:23 AM Nov 7th from Echofon
  11. @kinsmarie @jessLnelson Done. You two will be my escorts. I'm already out tonight, and busy tomorrow, but free sunday night. 8:50 PM Nov 6th from web in reply to kinsmarie
  12. @jessLnelson eh, I just kinda go with it at this point. If it works great, awesome. If not, story. Win, win. 4:32 PM Nov 6th from Echofon in reply to jessLnelson
  13. In Austin, going to UT game tomorrow. Such a great city. Top three, along with SF and Chicago. No joke here, just excited. 12:00 PM Nov 6th from web
  14. Being famous is so weird. Delivery guy asked for my autograph, then wanted to see my bedroom. "Wanna see where history is made." WTF? 7:06 PM Nov 3rd from web
  15. @tcnjsignal Really? Who told you I was booked there? Not that I am opposed to coming, I just have heard nothing about it 1:33 PM Nov 2nd from web in reply to tcnjsignal
  16. Watching the awesome show Sex Rehab w/@drdrew. But during commercials I'm fucking a random. Think maybe I'm doing it wrong. 8:12 PM Nov 1st from Echofon
  17. The average person is not attractive. If you doubt this fact, spend sime time in an airport. 5:55 PM Oct 30th from Echofon
  18. Ebook by my friend, pretty good: http://su.pr/269sUt 2:07 PM Oct 29th from Echofon
  19. Just offered a Blacksburg store $300 to make a #7 jersey with "Mexico" as the name on the back. "Perro" is my backup name. 1:06 PM Oct 29th from Echofon
  20. Staying to play with cards Gertrude gave me. She's hot. I've never hooked with anyone this close to death. I may miss the VTech/unc game. 6:53 AM Oct 29th from Echofon