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  1. Who cares about Tiger Woods when Leopard Woods is faster and more reliable?
  2. Rule of thumb: don't shove it up your nose.
  3. @hrovne Good idea. I'll cut my thumb.
  4. When my fake twitter account has more followers than my real one I'll kill myself.
  5. Can I take two weeks off December and call it NaNoWriMore?
  6. @erictparks I bet the Wizard of Oz didn't use Brizzly.
  7. @jsclavos Άστα βράστα. Άλλος ένας λόγος για να μην έχω ερωμένη. Στέλνω ό,τι να'ναι όπου να'ναι.
  8. Ignore this. (I have a new twitter account and I'm trying to manage both. Unsuccessfully.)
  9. @sugarenia Can you convert this to bytes please?
  10. #atheism
  11. Apologies for my previous tweet. Sometimes I'm overwhelmed by the Greek god Pun. (shit, I did it again!)
  12. Honey, listen! They're playing our thong.
  13. @TheStrayMuse Well, thank you... wait a minute! Mom, is that you again?
  14. @TheStrayMuse True. The funny man thing needs a bit of work too.
  15. A rare opportunity to hear me sing: http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  16. I only hope graphic designers will not be called to bailout collapsing Image Banks.
  17. My psychotherapist is a very practical man. He once cured a patient who used to talk to himself by giving him a bluetooth headset.
  18. You say advertising, I say wrestling with the gods of irrationality, in the river of mediocrity under the rain of unimaginativeness. Naked.
  19. @vmarinelli To paraphrase Douglas Adams: Happy birthday, and thanks for all the stars.
  20. @thesearedays Thanks :) I think that was the girl's idea. The whole thing was home-made.