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  1. @melkeane so weird, I'm usually picking up bitches and taking them out for duck confit.
  2. @tynee lots o' creamer!
  3. @hollygabrielson looks like where I grew up. So, in other words, creepy.
  4. Mad Men Artwork - Pete Campbell's Giraffes http://bit.ly/62aLWc #madmen
  5. I like ABBA as much as the next person, but they get into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame before KISS? Really? #fb
  6. @richyferrell I thought that was bad for coffee?
  7. I know I married a Jewish woman, and I love latkes and celebrating Hannukah, but no one ever told me I'd have to watch Yentl. Oy. #fb
  8. @Dyzdyq follow me here instead.
  9. Spoiler alert: Rosebud was Charles Foster Kane's sled, Darth Vader is Luke's father and Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze.
  10. Look, if you don't want to see spoilers of your favorite TV show either watch it live or avoid social media until you do see it. #fb
  11. YES! No more Rita! #Dexter #fb
  12. Comcast has been out for two hours and the Dexter season finale is only 90 minutes away. Damn. Damn. Damn. #fb
  13. Headed to the Dome for what will either be an exciting game or a disaster. I hope it's the former. #fb
  14. Catching up on last week's Jersey Shore and waiting for this scene: http://www.boblauer.com/guidette.gif That's some crazy shit. #fb
  15. Color Me Badd is so confusing. "We can do it till we both wake up?" Really?!? I've never thought of snoring as ... ♫ http://blip.fm/~hplsq
  16. Preparing to watch 9 to 5 by playing marry-fuck-kill with the cast. MARRY: Dabney Coleman. FUCK: Dolly Parton. KILL: Elizabeth Williams.
  17. @MayerHawthorne Damn, dude Come back to Atlanta already.
  18. A woman just called me a gentleman after I allowed her to enter the elevator first, while I was thinking, "why do I do that?!" #fb
  19. @laurenawrecksus my least favorite too. What a no personality having douche.
  20. Damn. @topchefkevin didn't win. That's some straight up booshit. #topchef #tcparty