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  1. Blood leaving braiiiiin, rushing to Belly. I heart Korean BBQ. http://bit.ly/4UFA6u about 15 hours ago from Echofon
  2. Ever since i lost my sense of humor, all of my other senses have been heightened. about 16 hours ago from Twidget
  3. Merry Xanax everyone! http://fersher.ytmnd.com/ about 16 hours ago from Twidget
  4. I just realized you can go to the store and buy water or ice, but you can't buy steam. #BUSINESSIDEA about 17 hours ago from Twidget
  5. @taylorswift13 write it into the song. 2:14 PM Dec 22nd from Echofon in reply to taylorswift13
  6. was thinking about the expression 'revenge is a dish best served cold' and that 'revenge is sweet'. I've decided that revenge is ice cream. 9:48 AM Dec 22nd from web
  7. @eatwasps www.baconorbeercan.com put yer ear to the test. 11:07 PM Dec 21st from Echofon in reply to eatwasps
  8. Amen! RT @tonyrobbins: "God said 'Ask and you shall receive', he didn't say 'Bitch and whine and you shall receive. Do your part!." 9:35 PM Dec 21st from Echofon
  9. Learn how to say "Bacon" like a jamaican says "Beer Can" on the new site by @hepdog http://baconorbeercan.com/ 11:12 AM Dec 21st from Twidget
  10. I'll see your bianchi fixie and raise you a 1973 saab #hipsterbattles 4:24 PM Dec 20th from Echofon
  11. RT @hepdog I'll see your 3 wolves tshirt and raise you an x-small Bill Cosby sweater. #hipsterbattles 3:59 PM Dec 20th from Echofon
  12. It feels Like you're really in Jamaica... or Queens. RT @hepdog: http://baconorbeercan.com/ 6:24 PM Dec 19th from Echofon
  13. The Rubiks touchcube. Someone please get it for me for Christmas. http://bit.ly/5cRpxP 5:00 PM Dec 19th from Echofon
  14. This is how I like my rice prepared, with tweezers. At an Uncle Bens shoot. http://twitpic.com/twtcg 11:42 AM Dec 17th from Echofon
  15. I want this for Christmas. RT @tweetmeme Kaws 4 Feet Dissected Companion Original Fake Black Version Release Announced http://bit.ly/6kkukh 7:48 PM Dec 16th from TweetMeme
  16. Tokidoki frozen yogurt @yogurtland kicks pinkberrys ass. http://twitpic.com/tat6j 7:37 PM Dec 12th from Echofon
  17. Amen RT @jsamps: Nothing like putting off everything you were supposed to do this weekend until Sunday. 9:34 AM Dec 6th from Echofon
  18. So it world Aids day. I wish I had one of those full body rubbers like they used in Naked Gun. 8:23 AM Dec 1st from Echofon
  19. "I would do anything for loaf." RT @jack: Getting nervous. And I have a Meatloaf song stuck in my head. Not a great combination. 8:20 AM Dec 1st from Echofon
  20. #red is my favorite non-blue color. 8:18 AM Dec 1st from Echofon
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