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  1. Let me qualify my statement. Zimbabwe is safe for tourists. And not for the MDC, Zimbabweans, white farmers, politicians & journalists!
  2. @begottensun Whoa! 1st the Herald & now you sir. U can call me anything but please don't call me Comrade. Cde Chinotimba spoiled that title!
  3. @begottensun Wow man! That's below the belt. Lol. In every sense!
  4. @shonatiger I know I might bring u under the radar of those boys (if u weren't already), but count me in if u're brave enough. #twestival
  5. @RoosjeNuman Thanks for the wishes. I too hope we can do it. Post stabilisation, one of the main aims is for us to BE the government!
  6. Just left Mugabe's place or should that be palace. Should've gone with disgruntled war-vets 2 give the guy a taste of his medicine. Nxt time
  7. @toypadlock What do you expect. Mugabe dictated that the camera be on his good side. Which happens to be my bad side.
  8. @erniejennings It went well thanks. Couldn't find some wood to touch though. All used up as fuel. Nor a rabbit's foot. Fingers crossed then!
  9. @b4rk13 Good to see the US wisely using their new found dignity. Though for a moment I feared you meant the Light Brigade
  10. I was also stopped at a road block on the way back. Good to know that someone is still employed in this country.
  11. Passed by my Ministerial office today. It was full of bugs. The natural and the manufactured type.
  12. Looks like these ZANU guys are thick headed, but not thick skinned.
  13. @MaxKalifornia In line with Zimbabwean practise, the points on offer must double everyday.
  14. @erniejennings Yep ZANU still doing their tricks albeit with a new slogan. Yes We Can. I assume they are reffering to blocking change.
  15. @erniejennings Yep our thoughts are with Jestina Mukoko. Terrible for anyone to go through what she is right now.
  16. So it's Happy New Year to you all and just a new year for me. Hope you're all well coz I'm not. Tired of eating 'lidi gwinya'.
  17. Why does Mugabe still insist on having the line "I promise to pay the bearer on demand" on all our notes?
  18. I'm running out of countries to visit before my ETD expires. aka Emergency Travel Document aka one-way-passport-out-of-Zimbabwe.
  19. Dreading our parliament's 'Secret Santa' stakes next week! Hope it doesn't turn out the like the UN one http://tinyurl.com/587nqz
  20. @erniejennings Having seen the combination of issues ZANU is having to deal with, the Fat Lady's clearing her throat