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  1. As you rattled homeward on the tube, only a full bladder could distract you from the emptiness these post-work jamborees ripped open inside.
  2. There we would drink as heavily as we were allowed and tell each other amusing stories about this time or that when we failed to hit our key
  3. When we'd finally limped through to the end of the day we went to the pub. It was Tesco-tied but the Club Card points were some consolation.
  4. Which would explain the tears. That and the smoke - we embroidered with plastic thread and when that went up the fumes were extremely toxic.
  5. It made us all feel less like drones, though even our games of rebellion were consummated with their products and paid for with their wages.
  6. That was what we called a party - improved no end by fifth generation MDMA (brand name: PERSIL) and Tesco-brand hi-strength Dutch lager beer
  7. When it was complete we would take it to the wasteland beyond the industrial estate and burn it, laughing and crying as the sparks eddied up
  8. The one I was currently devoted to said "DIGNITY" in two foot high letters, their interiors filled with intricate scenes from corporate life
  9. Back inside, waiting for our keys to be used, we contented ourselves with embroidering the tapestries whose purpose was the passing of time.
  10. We could see only the compulsive meeting of each other's mouths and hands - tar-stained, all - a nasty, sexual intimacy of fingers and lips.
  11. The walls were black and just a little bit too close to each other. Passersby could see a thicket of feet and the rising spirit of our smoke
  12. There was something free about those fag breaks, though, a fact conceded by Tesco when they constructed a plastic corral for us to stand in.
  13. The wind would inveigle its way through the perforations, drafts running our spines, and we would huddle further, shiver and go back inside.
  14. Eventually the corporate blue of our tight-checked shirts, fleeces and body warmers would show through, buildings taking shape in dawn light
  15. Mischievous puffers would spend their time melting latticeworks of fag-shaped holes in the back of each other's company-sanctioned outerwear
  16. Tescos were worried about us smoking in public wearing our uniforms. We had to pull bin bags on over our sweaters before we stepped outside.
  17. When the idleness got too much I went outside for a cigarette break. I didn't smoke but I enjoyed standing in a human clump and watching sky
  18. Its position in the top left hand corner bespoke authority but there is no Q in "risk assessment" so much of my time was spent idle, glazed.
  19. Now I was in the bank and Dave had recently promoted me to the Q on the keyboard in front of me. It was an enviable position and I knew it.
  20. When I worked in the store (everyone was expected to do at least one stint there) all I did all day all year was to strip the skin from meat