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  1. As han solo ned flanders, hmm? Herh herh herh. http://tinyurl.com/3m2ekb
  2. Pwn3d http://tinyurl.com/5kw6wb
  3. @trueyoda Some very naughty things to Master Yoda, I just made some Twi'lek twins do. Great, the Jedi mind trick is, is it not, hmm?
  4. Really annoying, is it when Facebook keeps breaking. Just about to poke Padme, was I.
  5. @obiwankenobi Big lightsaber, have I...
  6. Wondering if @darthvader got any father's day presents, I am. Hmmmmmm.
  7. Been engrossed in my porn collection, have I. Yes, hmmm.
  8. Been lousy for days, my internet connection has. Coruscant telecoms are what they used to be not.
  9. Giving my mother a foot rub using the force, I am.
  10. To a star wars day party yesterday I went. Massive hangover, I have. Yes, hmmm.
  11. Why I play mini golf with Obi-Wan I know not. Cheats, he always does.
  12. Playing Guitar Hero with Mace Windu, am I.
  13. Very horny, I am. To get laid I need. Herh herh herh.
  14. To destroy the dark side from within, joined the legion of Darth Vader's followers, I have.
  15. @hansolo Wretched hive of scum and villainy, mos eisley is. Yes, hmmm.
  16. 927, I today am. Hmmmmmm.
  17. Make some jawa juice, I must. Hmmmmmm.
  18. Chocolate smeared on my face, I still have.
  19. Strong at sxsw, the dark side was. Glad it is over, I am.
  20. To be me is that green thing meant, hmm? (39 seconds in) http://tinyurl.com/3b7lbz