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My 3 year-old daughter upon hearing of impending snow: "I'm going to make a snowball and hit daddy. I'm going to CRUSH him."
5:25 PM Dec 18th
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I won't believe it 'til I see the whites of its flakes...
2:36 PM Dec 18th
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"The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop." - attrib. to Mark Twain
5:15 AM Dec 11th
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My favorite secular Christmas song (sung, incidentally, by Tony the Tiger):
1:43 PM Dec 10th
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Only on a D.C. December morning would one see this on the street:
5:40 AM Dec 10th
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Best exterior Christmas decoration of all time:
4:29 PM Dec 8th
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In case you were wondering, as I'm sure the driver in front of me was, you CAN pass a school bus if it isn't stopped.
4:44 AM Dec 8th
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I stabbed it with my steely knives, but I just can't kill the beast...
6:44 PM Dec 7th
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Infamy lives this day...
4:30 AM Dec 7th
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Good 'ol Rocky Top!
7:27 PM Nov 28th
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East Tennessee sunrise:
4:27 AM Nov 28th
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Blood Gratitute -- Why I'm thankful for blood this Thanksgiving:
1:47 PM Nov 25th
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Will Obama follow Bush and pardon the presidential turkey, or will he reject that failed policy of the previous admin?
4:30 AM Nov 23rd
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"Impartiality is a pompous name for indifference, which is an elegant name for ignorance." - G.K. Chesterton
4:47 AM Nov 18th
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My son to his little sister: "There's not such a thing as monsters. There's only such a thing as people. And bad guys."
7:01 PM Nov 15th
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Does a "nor'easter" mean we get to have some kind of egg hunt? If so, then bring on the nor'easter bunny!
2:41 PM Nov 12th
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Won a "free vacation" if we sit through a presentation. Suspicious, I casually remark to "agent" on phone that we're poor. Click. Dial tone.
6:41 PM Oct 25th
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My 4 year-old son, on watching a figure skater on TV spin on the ice: "Haha - she looks like she's spinning down the toilet."
3:34 PM Oct 25th
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Not happy, but proud to be a Volunteer.
4:06 PM Oct 24th
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Failed - for a non-functioning dash light indicator for the emergency brake that I never use. Sigh.
9:55 AM Oct 24th
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- Name Jared Bridges
- Location Washington, D.C.
- Web http://www.jaredb...
- Bio Conservative, evangelical, smart alec, husband, father -- (not necessarily in that order).
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