troymjohnson
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This weekend I bypassed "ugly sweater" and found myself in the "unwearable clown blouse" realm.
11:17 AM Dec 21st
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@ Awwww. Us judges look so happy together. That was seconds after we fisticuffed for our favorite g-houses.
2:50 PM Dec 18th
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The 99-cent store smells more like 17 cents.
10:36 AM Dec 18th
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@ It's acceptable to transfer Blackberry to non-eating hand, freeing room for food in moisturized mouth shovel (eating hand).
4:11 PM Dec 17th
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@ No problem at all. It explains why cupcakes are so hot. Two-handed food interrupts our multitasking.
4:04 PM Dec 17th
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Modern Americans eat like marathoners drink: grab with one hand, inhale, toss to side, keep running.
3:58 PM Dec 17th
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Alchemy's Elvis (peanut butter, plantain, Berkshire bacon, brioche toast) made me feel like The King. Minus the rhinestones and amphetamines
12:23 PM Dec 17th
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Anyone else see the @ report on panhandlers? Summary: "People asking for money evil. They do it at malls during Xmas!" Pulitzer!
11:33 PM Dec 16th
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@ Why I hate local news. "Tricks panhandlers use?" U showed no tricks. U just showed "panhandlers look bad." Awful stuff.
11:07 PM Dec 16th
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Dear Jesus. Please make it a good year for China. They sent Tsingtao to our offices. It went fast. Like democracy. Thx.
5:15 PM Dec 16th
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Korean leader with Elton John sunglasses bans David Bowie-like hair.
12:17 PM Dec 16th
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Dear Jesus. Pls make sure Tiger's women don't open an exotic dance establishment. And make sure they don't call it Woods. Thx.
12:10 PM Dec 16th
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Dear Jesus. I'd like the meter maid for Christmas, wrapped in recycled parking tickets. Bound, gagged and neutered, naturally. Thx.
3:44 PM Dec 15th
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RT @: i will be on @ this morning (between 10:15 - 11:00) discussing the TOP albums of 2009. dig it.
8:17 AM Dec 15th
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@ @ Just signed on for first time since Saturday. Thanks, Linn. Gingerbread was good times.
7:57 PM Dec 14th
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@ @ Sorry, offline all day. Hottest chef contest, huh? How about a hand-modeling chef off?
8:00 PM Dec 11th
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Dear Jesus. Please induce menopause. Could use a hot flash. Yer pal.
10:28 PM Dec 8th
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@ Actually wasn't half bad in a oh crap I forgot certain stuff at the store way. Plus, I added cheese.
10:21 PM Dec 8th
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In a desperate last minute effort, I utilized a can of V8 for a pasta sauce tonight. I will christen it the Santee Surprise Pasta.
10:10 PM Dec 8th
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@ Perfect. Hopefully you told her, "It's OK. Our boss isn't smart enuf to be our boss."
9:55 PM Dec 8th
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- Name Troy Johnson
- Location San Diego
- Web http://tinyurl.co...
- Bio Senior Editor of Riviera magazine, in charge of culinary. My first book, Family Outing, is currently #931,000 on the Amazon charts.
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