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  1. @xrayedman It's really a question of how you feel about the intended recipient of said heinous gift. Like = return. Loathe = proceed. about 9 hours ago from web in reply to xrayedman
  2. @xrayedman redo: I'm *not* saying you should return it. I'm just saying it's fucking ugly. about 9 hours ago from web in reply to xrayedman
  3. It's not that I don't *want* to work anymore today. Really, I do. It's just that GOOD GOD NO MORE NO MORE about 9 hours ago from web
  4. Holiday tip for gents: that EVERLON™ diamond jewelry being advertised everywhere is horrid. Don't buy it for her. Or it. Or anyone/thing. about 9 hours ago from web
  5. @abigvictory It's the Vagina Dentata! Or, as they call it in Washington, the town of Dismal Nitch. about 10 hours ago from web in reply to abigvictory
  6. @mnik You wanna step outside? about 11 hours ago from web in reply to mnik
  7. Cold weather teaching gear: wool houndstooth shortie pants, knee socks, and riding boots. http://yfrog.com/4afw6xj about 13 hours ago from Tweetie
  8. My Shakespeare lecture was observed by the administration today. I think it went well. I only winked four or five times. about 16 hours ago from web
  9. @NotHot Scared the bejeezus out of me. If he hadn't been paying better attention than I was, I would have killed him. No kidding. about 19 hours ago from web in reply to NotHot
  10. Almost hit a pedestrian bc I'd been texting at a stop sign and wasn't paying attention. Just one more thing that's not funny anymore. about 20 hours ago from web
  11. 25 Things About Me - In the words of Shakespeare, Didion, Nabokov, Chopin, Queen Elizabeth, Plath, Donne,... http://tumblr.com/x1u4dr0lx about 21 hours ago from Tumblr
  12. I cannot heave my heart into my mouth. 6:47 PM Nov 30th from web
  13. Hadn't been out since Friday and emerged today to the lamentable sight of a 'hood full of inflatable lawn Santas. Why, Philadelphia? WHY? 10:07 AM Nov 30th from web
  14. @rejecter Together we will rule the Underworld. 2:55 PM Nov 29th from web in reply to rejecter
  15. I am the Muse of Bullshit, Crapsichore. Invoke my aid and sing thy apostrophes unto me, and I shall inspire thy academic prose. 2:49 PM Nov 29th from web
  16. I just saw two gnats copulating. I feel a little dirty. 12:49 PM Nov 29th from web
  17. Welcome new followers. Please take a cup of grape Kool-Aid and be seated. 8:52 AM Nov 29th from web
  18. Eggnog and Captain Morgan's. Breakfast of champions, pansies. 6:48 AM Nov 29th from Tweetie
  19. This is not life. It is a stolen season. 6:29 PM Nov 28th from web
  20. Twitter is where I get to use fun words that don't fit into anything I'm working on. Thanks for your time. Back to my jeremiad. 4:53 PM Nov 28th from web