trippinforyou
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I changed one of my headlights!! Be amazed at my awesomeness, thank you
5:55 PM Nov 24th
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My chinchilla cuddles now?! That only took about 8 years
2:40 PM Nov 23rd
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@ oh most definitely, he was probably blown away by my intelligence! Thanks again by the way
7:53 PM Nov 21st
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Locking my keys in my car has to be one of the most intelligent things I've done
5:44 PM Nov 21st
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Santa gave us fire food!! There is a campfire in my mouth!
12:10 AM Nov 21st
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I probably scooped your ice cream
12:00 AM Nov 21st
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I might have a Mary-Kate and Ashley movie on in the background. I'm just saying, it's a definite possibility
8:36 PM Nov 18th
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@ what kind of blackberrys are they? and how did you acquire a mass amount of them?
6:09 PM Nov 18th
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in reply to crash_hard
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@ @ i would love an iphone, for real
6:08 PM Nov 18th
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@ stupid centro! the touchscreen is being bogus and it refuses to let me recalibrate it...i need a new phone, boo
5:37 PM Nov 18th
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in reply to crash_hard
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Dear mr. cell phone, thank you kindly for deleting all my texts and rearranging your settings, fun game
2:08 PM Nov 18th
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I can see tom cruise's ass every single time you bark, dad!! --alyssa z
11:42 PM Nov 14th
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@ oh you know it!
10:41 PM Nov 7th
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I sound like a squeaker toy
1:13 AM Nov 7th
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I WOULD fall off the stage, brilliant hahaha
6:00 PM Oct 30th
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I'm pretty sure I had a fight with a broom and a stool last night, yeah, cause that makes sense
8:47 PM Oct 25th
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Just got full out soaked from a car plowing into a puddle right next to me, thank god for extra sweats!
7:00 PM Oct 25th
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We blew a fuse in our 10 out of 12 haha
12:51 PM Oct 24th
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If anyone has seen my mind could they kindly return it to me, thank you so much
10:06 PM Oct 21st
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I will finish my juicebox and then go to bed
12:16 AM Oct 17th
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