triplejdools
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I have a feeling I'm meant to be doing something tonight, I can't remember what though. If you know, can you tell me?
about 13 hours ago
from web
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Representing @ on the telly.
about 15 hours ago
from web
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Jay Z's 99 Problems: Problem #6 - Is halfway through telling a joke and has realised that he doesn't remember the punchline.
4:15 PM Nov 22nd
from web
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Just got given a watch, I don't have the heart to say I don't wear watches. I'll give it a go.
3:23 AM Nov 19th
from Echofon
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I think I've developed a thing for Janeta Samp. Does that make me a creep?
3:39 PM Nov 17th
from web
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Remember Tae-Bo? Sinbad did it. Sinbad was one of the 90's fattest celebrities. Billy Blanks was an idiot to tell us Sinbad.
9:48 PM Nov 15th
from web
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I remember a time when only the craziest would have neck tattoos. Now it seems that in order to access your trust fund you need one.
11:41 PM Nov 14th
from Echofon
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I've fallen back in love with Liz Lemon.
5:42 PM Nov 14th
from Echofon
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Hey date rapists! Don't wear Ed Hardy. Society knows what your thinking and we don't like it.
2:50 AM Nov 14th
from Echofon
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Chocolate biscuits are a sometimes food. Fuck you, Elmo, I'm having them for dinner!!
11:31 PM Nov 11th
from Echofon
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Just saw the new Masterchef contestants!
2:24 PM Nov 11th
from Echofon
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Not a great morning run/swim. A bug flew in my mouth, I nearly stepped on a pigeon and I was bitten by a fish. The animals are turning!
12:17 PM Nov 11th
from Echofon
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I love NT News: "He told me he only had one nut and had a prosthetic one put in. To me, they felt exactly the same, but how was I to know."
5:00 PM Nov 10th
from web
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This cab driver looks just like James Woods. I mean it. James "Hard Way" Woods!
2:37 AM Nov 10th
from Echofon
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You should watch The Inbetweeners. It's pretty great.
3:16 AM Nov 9th
from Echofon
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@ Allan Clarke is a God.
11:53 PM Nov 7th
from Echofon
in reply to philjamieson
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I'm at a pub that has a shuttle bus, that means it's either really good or really bad.
10:41 PM Nov 7th
from Echofon
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About to have a beer with Jammo. He's like an undercover superhero who works at a charity by day and busts up terrorist cells by night.
9:47 PM Nov 7th
from Echofon
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@ I hear that, I've bought The Infamous four times. Remember when Mobb Deep didn't suck?
9:40 PM Nov 7th
from Echofon
in reply to Jason_Leigh
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Yes, I just bought another copy of Illmatic. I treat Golden Era hip hop like Shamwow's, one for the home and office.
8:45 PM Nov 7th
from Echofon
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