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  1. Cabin rule: it is okay to begin drinking at noon. It is also okay to sleep until noon.12:48 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie
  2. Did democracy prevail in Iran yet? I'm tired of this green avatar. No? Okay. I'll give them one more week.5:49 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
  3. Positive signs the recession is ending: the rednecks can afford to shoot off fireworks while the sun is still up.5:46 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
  4. Beer, boats and fireworks were exactly what our founding fathers had in mind.9:30 AM Jul 3rd from Netvibes
  5. I'm not really looking where I'm going, so if you are going to #followfriday anyone, you'll be a lot safer with @shuffshuff9:19 AM Jul 3rd from Netvibes
  6. The real cost of parenthood: getting pee on your dress shirt as you are running late to a business meeting. "My cologne? Eau de Toddler."6:28 AM Jun 24th from Netvibes
  7. Finally. Now, Andy Richter doesn't have to stand in anybody's shadow.8:59 AM Jun 23rd from Netvibes
  8. I would have given Steve Jobs my liver if he would just give me a tablet PC.10:10 PM Jun 19th from Netvibes
  9. Fuck it. I look better in green anyway.2:56 PM Jun 18th from Tweetie
  10. Show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click - http://helpiranelection.com/2:53 PM Jun 18th from Support #IranElection
  11. I copied and pasted this tweet on my iphone. #huzzah8:19 AM Jun 18th from Netvibes
  12. A green avatar? Really? When I was in college, we showed solidarity with int'l causes by living in shanty towns and marching. You pussies.12:46 PM Jun 17th from Netvibes
  13. dammit. iphone 3.0 is out and my phone got out of line to go to the bathroom.12:36 PM Jun 17th from Netvibes
  14. My iphone is staying up all night so that it will be first in line for the 3.0 update.8:56 PM Jun 16th from Netvibes
  15. I had 6 feet of leftover sub sandwich from the party this weekend. I've never eaten my weight in food, but I have now eaten my height.7:40 PM Jun 15th from Netvibes
  16. I used to eat sushi in crowded bars at 9:30 at night. Now, I change the mouse cage and take out the diaper bag. #selfpity7:37 PM Jun 15th from Netvibes
  17. Seeing Up with my 5 yr old. Couldn't talk her into seeing Drag Me to Hell.2:09 PM Jun 14th from Tweetie
  18. ((# of kids) + (# of inlaws)) x hours = oz. of alcohol to survive toddler birthday party.11:32 AM Jun 13th from Tweetie
  19. Just bought a toy house for the kid. Too big to fit in the minivan, even with all the seats out. Might be overcompensating for something.5:15 PM Jun 12th from Tweetie
  20. Just told my 7 year old son he couldn't get a mohawk. I've become the father that I warned myself about.10:49 AM Jun 12th from Netvibes
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