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  1. Women's work. http://yfrog.com/4i9wyj about 17 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. @txnewsprincess @mrsF5 Is it made from real lesbians? about 21 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to txnewsprincess
  3. The NBC announcers for the Macy's parade: you think they're on suicide watch? about 21 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. The Girl's new thing: "Please lock me in the (new appliance) box." Oh, yes, I am thankful. about 21 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. @markdavis Oh goodie, more jingoism over stuff no one gives a crap about. Let. It. Go. 8:35 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to markdavis
  6. V is a primer on everything wrong with government run health care. 9:20 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  7. So is there anyone left who still believes the manmade global warming hoax anymore? 3:46 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  8. @SpideyMonkey Name him after the squadron's dog in "Dam Busters." 5:33 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie in reply to SpideyMonkey
  9. OK, maybe not a total Hindenberg, but I was wishing for an app to remotely pull the fire alarm. 6:52 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  10. Never speaking again. #isuck 5:37 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  11. @J_Hix I don't know who that is, either, but what does a book have to do with the pasty emo with big hair? 2:18 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to J_Hix
  12. @spamboy I always have. 2:17 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to spamboy
  13. @markdavis Give it a rest. Not every vertical structure has to have a flag, and not every event requires the national anthem to open. 12:58 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to markdavis
  14. @txnewsprincess So someone thought Anne Rice hadn't made vampires wussy enough? Brilliant. 11:17 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to txnewsprincess
  15. @txnewsprincess Sparkle? 11:09 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to txnewsprincess
  16. @txnewsprincess What what? 11:05 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to txnewsprincess
  17. I don't know what Twilight is, but if I see that big-hair, pasty emo in real life, I'm punching him in the snot box just for how he looks. 11:00 AM Nov 23rd from web
  18. "Nobody effs with the Jesus." http://yfrog.com/4gw81j 12:53 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  19. @txnewsprincess Solution: crystal meth. There's nothing it can't do. 9:13 AM Nov 20th from Tweetie in reply to txnewsprincess
  20. @txnewsprincess My calculations are always flawless. I am the math assmaster. 9:11 AM Nov 20th from Tweetie in reply to txnewsprincess