Profile_bird

Hey there! tremendousnews is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What are you doing? Join today to start receiving tremendousnews's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

tremendousnews

  1. 5 Ways To Return Anything To Any Store. http://bit.ly/2kPwzL
  2. I'm so semicolon right parenthesis-ing right now.
  3. If you just applied for a position at RIM, try not to use the phrase "I really hope I get that RIM job"
  4. I haven't heard one pun in my life that wasn't intended. They all are. And they all suck.
  5. Happy birthday to anyone who has a birthday today. Tomorrow. Any of the next 364 days. Yeah. Try being this nice.
  6. A chick just called me 'irksome'. Irksome? I knew I was full of something, I just didn't think it was irk.
  7. Never mix tequila and wine. There's soup in my shoe. That's how I know.
  8. Weeks later, I still can't trust kids named Falcon. Way to ruin it for everyone.
  9. There's always that one guy who knows you deleted a tweet. Don't worry. He's the same guy for all of us. Get a life, sir.
  10. If you unfollow someone, don't make your next tweet "unfollowing douchebags". You don't know how much it hurts, Greg from Vermont.
  11. It appears, years later, that we were entirely ready for her jelly.
  12. I've completed my trilogy detailing the horror of my dating life. Exclusively on the FB fan page: http://bit.ly/RX9n4
  13. Yes, thank you ma'am. What Twitter needs now more than anything is your blip.fm tweet of New Kids.
  14. Boxer briefs? Confusing. It's either boxers or it's briefs. Commando? Pretty clear. I've made my choice.
  15. Horrible details of my #tndate last night are available on my Facebook fan page: http://bit.ly/rlv0D
  16. At her place. It smells like bananas. #tndate
  17. How do you ask a girl if you can totally do her? Where's that book, Dr. Seuss? You jerk. #tndate
  18. At the restaurant. Trying to eat less ravenously than usual. Asking about her day/boobs. #tndate
  19. Super hot and nervous! What if I smell? And not good like red onions. Bad like not-red-onions. #tndate
  20. On the bus drawing boobs on seats. It's like when Van Gogh would paint on torn canvas, only not like that at all. #tndate