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  1. I visited the Apollo 11 museum. They have a room just for Neil Armstrong's balls.16 minutes ago from web
  2. Stopping short of inflammatory accusations, Sarah Palin made the good point that current lunar airstrips could never support modern planes.about 3 hours ago from web
  3. The Schmigel has landed. She says I'm a retard. I remind her that "retard" is hateful language. "Now you're a FUCKING retard," she adds.about 3 hours ago from web
  4. "Your butt itch or something?" I'm pretty good with people.about 3 hours ago from web
  5. They asked that I lead them in "thanking Jesus for his many blessings." It was a test. And so I did. In Navajo. I test well. Now they know.about 6 hours ago from web
  6. "I'm sorry about the clapping. I thought they were square dancing. I didn't know they were naked." She shouldn't bring me to these things.about 7 hours ago from web
  7. Traveling with 4 women. I'm living the episode of the Beverly Hillbillies when chain-smoking lesbians stir up an already agitated Miss Jane.7:17 AM Jul 19th from mobile web
  8. A lovely woman "signed" last night's show for the hearing-impaired. The Helen Keller bass solos seemed kind of mean the way she played them.6:43 AM Jul 19th from mobile web
  9. Her shirt reads "Ask me about my beaver, pussy." I don't know where I am or who she is. Don't worry though. I'll work it into conversation.7:13 AM Jul 18th from web
  10. She was a dude in high school. I had that part right. We ran out of things to talk about shortly after that.1:52 PM Jul 17th from web
  11. "Brokeback Ballou." #failedwesterns9:35 AM Jul 17th from web
  12. I wondered what the cats would look like with wings. I didn't have enough tape to really sell it. So, yes. That's a lot of feathers.7:49 AM Jul 17th from web
  13. I wonder if Tito Buchanan is ever embarrassed by his brother Pat.8:46 PM Jul 16th from web
  14. She likes how I say "jaguar." I should show her how I do the other thing.3:39 PM Jul 16th from web
  15. She has PMS. I have bubble wrap. There can be only one.1:53 PM Jul 16th from web
  16. Jackson funeral snubbed by Emmy nomination committee; Al Sharpton to issue statement shortly.10:33 AM Jul 16th from web
  17. Half-blood Prince? Can we please stop talking about Michael Jackson's kids?5:35 PM Jul 15th from web
  18. "ASK US ABOUT OUR ANGUS TIRD POUNDER!" I should probably tell them about their sign.3:35 PM Jul 15th from mobile web
  19. I believe his real name is Mike Hunt.2:15 PM Jul 15th from web
  20. She's answered many questions, just not the ones they've asked. I was under the impression that Republicans admire women who do that.11:44 AM Jul 15th from web
  • Name Trelvix
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  • Bio Banalities, indiscretions and occasional blasphemy.
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