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  1. literally drank all day long.
  2. #iamthankfulfor not spending all of the holidays alone, like i did last year.
  3. RT @aein: RT @davekim In honor of Thanksgiving, here's a very bad joke. What did the Korean mom turkey say to her misbehaving baby? Gobb ...
  4. @aein i wish this also!!!
  5. @FakeAPStylebook i am this dick of which you speak.
  6. RT @shitmydadsays: "Everybody's broke, so here's the rule for Christmas this year; if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Othe ...
  7. @yaelv ditto.
  8. Nevermind it is in my hand.
  9. Where has my phone gone? I am alarmed.
  10. Should I make a frozen pizza right now? Con: quite drunk. May burn it and/or house down. Pro: would assuage drubk munchies.
  11. @corbenfrost you win.
  12. yeah, i'm dancing alone in my room to gaga. what.
  13. I hate being sick. Drinking a bottle of wine to spite my failing body. You'll take it and like it!
  14. RT @alicesoup: Slate's index of Going Rogue. Brill. http://www.slate.com/id/223...
  15. 비오면 빈대떡이나 부쳐먹지<3
  16. last night i dreamed i was twittering while engaged in intimate behavior. my status update read, "fornicating."
  17. "Fish sticks are not an aphrodisiac. You're thinking of deer penis."
  18. having access to a real tv has made me fall dreadfully behind on my hulu queue.
  19. @jazrael777 smh? Suck my hand? Save my horse? So much hell?
  20. Kinda slow tonight at the restaurant. Bored. Want to drink beer.