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  1. RT @brentalfloss: Okay, so now my internet's working again, but my Brittany Murphy seems to be dead. Via Sara Clark: doooo
  2. Just intimidated my second "words with friends" opponent of the day into resigning!
  3. Marlena, if you are still Twitter stalking, thanks so much for my secret Santa present! http://twitpic.com/u8y5f
  4. I am obsessed with the app Words with Friends! Just got a score of 340! Wanna play? My handle's Uncle Chesse, hit me up!
  5. sometimes you just need to stop, take a moment, and calm a llama down... #mightyboosh
  6. My hair looks SPECTACULAR right now!
  7. @robotics I bet he sucked at flashlight tag...
  8. Smore poptarts, cowboy boots, and cleavage. #threegreatestinventions
  9. Women of the world: Hey, thanks for breasts. I've been thinking about it for awhile now, and just really good work there!
  10. You got Word with Friends? I do! Hit me up for a game, names Uncle Chesse
  11. I want to make a show called Americas Next Bottom Model, and before you jump to conclusions, it's about butts.
  12. @justinmcelroy This game of Word with Friends is HEATING UP! Better watch out old man, Uncle Chesse is on yo' tail!
  13. @patrickjstanley what the hell!! Come through my town don't say hi?!
  14. @brentalfloss no, you're great, stop fishin', now make me a sandwich
  15. Poverty tip #153: need money fast? Try selling a fuck ton of books for only 6 bucks! Thanks, ass holes!
  16. 2 show day, maybe selling some books in between, maybe burning some babies!
  17. @justinmcelroy "I really can't stay.""Baby, it's cold outside.""I'm starting to feel tired." "Baby, I drugged your drink." "You son of a..."
  18. @brentalfloss Do they have places that are actually hiring at all? Cause Cincinnati sure don't got that!
  19. @justinmcelroy How about #worstchristmassongever? My vote is for "Santa Baby".
  20. Poverty Tip#382: Plasma Centers in downtown Cincinnati=much scarier than centers in Huntington...