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  1. Why is it when you go into a sex shop with a girl you always have a creepy assistant *explain* all the products... i know how a dildo works!
  2. Im staying in the coolest hostel in San Jose, Costa Rica, they have a wii!! :p Has anyone been to the dentist here? Advice??
  3. La Fortuna in CR is beautiful and the hot river was awesome, which is good since Im now stuck here with a leaking, bulging tyre :/
  4. After yesterday @ the beach, I'm no longer a guy with a board but a real surfer! Gnarly dude! I ache all over :p costa rica this afternoon!
  5. Mmmmmm pancakes in bed, thanks Rachel!!
  6. I have my new google voice account and my number is (443) MTOW NER. Nice huh? Now I just need them to allow international forwarding...
  7. Yo momma so stupid, she thinks the Large Hadron Collider is a gay porn film.
  8. Yo momma so fat, she took geometry in high school just cause she heard there was gonna be some pi.
  9. I was listening to the thunder & rain, underwater & this fat german jumped into the pool & nearly right on me! Scared the willies out of me!
  10. Bleh, why does it start raing as soon as I get in the pool!?!?
  11. Life is short. Eat dessert first. I'm having torta zanahoria while waiting on my bagel. Yum!
  12. I don't know whether to be comforted or alarmed by the volcano air raid siren that fires ever day at noon. Yesterday it went at 7 am ! :(
  13. Always an uncle, never a father! :p Congrats Claire, Jono & likkle Luke Towner! I would gone with Han but it's better than Derek!
  14. Hmmmmm, can I finally jailbreak my iPod touch & make it twice as useful???? Let's see.....
  15. I ran 6179m before falling to my death on my iPod touch. http://www.canabalt.com/
  16. Dilemma : I left my umbrella at the restaurant last night, I want to go eat dinner now .... but it's raining :(
  17. So the yacht in Columbia doesn't want me (yet), the volunteer farm in Omoteepe are ignoring me, what is a boy to do...?
  18. so, my Rio Olympics website is up & updating at http://www.2016riogames.com/ now its just a matter of the old 7 year waiting game.....
  19. Ahhhhhh, you just can't beat spending all afternoon 'working' in the hostel pool..... As long as the other guests don't bomb it anyway....
  20. When my inner child tells me to go & eat ice cream late at night I don't argue! But chocolate or coco.....? O