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Why is it when you go into a sex shop with a girl you always have a creepy assistant *explain* all the products... i know how a dildo works!
8:24 AM Nov 5th
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Im staying in the coolest hostel in San Jose, Costa Rica, they have a wii!! :p Has anyone been to the dentist here? Advice??
12:24 PM Nov 1st
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La Fortuna in CR is beautiful and the hot river was awesome, which is good since Im now stuck here with a leaking, bulging tyre :/
5:07 PM Oct 27th
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After yesterday @ the beach, I'm no longer a guy with a board but a real surfer! Gnarly dude! I ache all over :p costa rica this afternoon!
8:12 AM Oct 26th
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Mmmmmm pancakes in bed, thanks Rachel!!
8:22 AM Oct 24th
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I have my new google voice account and my number is (443) MTOW NER. Nice huh? Now I just need them to allow international forwarding...
10:00 AM Oct 17th
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Yo momma so stupid, she thinks the Large Hadron Collider is a gay porn film.
5:54 PM Oct 16th
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Yo momma so fat, she took geometry in high school just cause she heard there was gonna be some pi.
5:54 PM Oct 16th
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I was listening to the thunder & rain, underwater & this fat german jumped into the pool & nearly right on me! Scared the willies out of me!
5:49 PM Oct 16th
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Bleh, why does it start raing as soon as I get in the pool!?!?
5:26 PM Oct 16th
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Life is short. Eat dessert first. I'm having torta zanahoria while waiting on my bagel. Yum!
3:17 PM Oct 16th
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I don't know whether to be comforted or alarmed by the volcano air raid siren that fires ever day at noon. Yesterday it went at 7 am ! :(
11:03 AM Oct 15th
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Always an uncle, never a father! :p Congrats Claire, Jono & likkle Luke Towner! I would gone with Han but it's better than Derek!
1:06 PM Oct 14th
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Hmmmmm, can I finally jailbreak my iPod touch & make it twice as useful???? Let's see.....
11:15 AM Oct 11th
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I ran 6179m before falling to my death on my iPod touch.
7:00 PM Oct 10th
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Dilemma : I left my umbrella at the restaurant last night, I want to go eat dinner now .... but it's raining :(
6:24 PM Oct 10th
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So the yacht in Columbia doesn't want me (yet), the volunteer farm in Omoteepe are ignoring me, what is a boy to do...?
6:21 PM Oct 9th
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so, my Rio Olympics website is up & updating at now its just a matter of the old 7 year waiting game.....
4:46 PM Oct 3rd
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Ahhhhhh, you just can't beat spending all afternoon 'working' in the hostel pool.....
As long as the other guests don't bomb it anyway....
3:09 PM Sep 30th
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When my inner child tells me to go & eat ice cream late at night I don't argue! But chocolate or coco.....?
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7:51 PM Sep 29th
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- Name traveltrousers
- Location travelling through the America
- Web http://www.travel...
- Bio 30DC! Travelling every country in the world only overland. Road Trip. America. Camping. GPS.
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