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  1. just saying @biodome10 is my internet hero
  2. The worst mistake @impetuousgirl was telling her kids that her vibrators were "Lightsabers" now every kid in the neighborhood has seen them.
  3. women are kinda like people except I want to touch their butts and stuff.
  4. a tweet is a high pitched fart
  5. It's also hurry up and spend my remaining IT budget before it gets taken away.
  6. Hey it's office gift exchange time. AKA regift time.
  7. @AClkwrkStarfish ate out a banana leaf?
  8. Arghh
  9. I thought I made a girl blush once, turns out she was just allergic.
  10. Anyone got any spare dilaudid?
  11. @Leighmusic So when are you playing on the island? I want to see if you are as high contrast as your photo.
  12. @AClkwrkStarfish I slept quite a bit just not quire enough.
  13. RT @avi1111: It's really not fair to call thousands of Chinese kids working in sweatshops "elves".
  14. So fucking tired.
  15. @ChatEnPoche Geez quincy did you stop following me. I was trying to DM you a compliment. *pout*
  16. I'm going to start the use of FFS (For Fucks Sake)
  17. @lovelyfreak for some reason every now and then one of your tweets gets sent to me as an SMS
  18. There's lots of lonely confused sick people here.
  19. @AndeeD in case my last response didn't go through my dad is and it's a frequent occurence though always serious
  20. Where the fuck is Hugh Laurier i want witty banter and narcotics