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  1. I'm totally going to bitchslap the next person who says "EVERYONE is on a diet after New Year's." SO WHAT. about 18 hours ago from web
  2. It's probably high time I stopped shoveling cookies into my gaping maw and started exercising. 1:52 PM Dec 30th, 2009 from web
  3. Today I am thirty-five. Again. 10:16 AM Dec 28th, 2009 from web
  4. I have eaten my weight in peppermint bark. I wish I could say that I was ashamed. 11:25 AM Dec 27th, 2009 from web
  5. Going Christmas shopping, and hoping lines won't be too ridiculous because everyone else is working... 7:03 AM Dec 11th, 2009 from web
  6. This weekend? One. Giant. Trip. I'll be under the covers until my head stops spinning. 10:05 AM Dec 6th, 2009 from web
  7. Had the most under-dressed child at the Christmas program. Eep. 7:06 AM Dec 3rd, 2009 from web
  8. Crabby today. I shall get my new haircut and prance around, trying to shake it off. 7:32 AM Dec 2nd, 2009 from web
  9. I am declaring a moratorium on Thanksgiving food, starting now. Well, starting after I eat this pie. 8:24 AM Nov 29th, 2009 from web
  10. I'm seriously going to beat this child if one more snotty remark comes out of his mouth. Call DCFS. 3:30 PM Nov 27th, 2009 from web
  11. Not shopping today. I would rather be attacked by an angry spork-flinging plaid wildebeest. 7:48 AM Nov 27th, 2009 from web
  12. I'm going to have to beat this child, who apparently downloaded 20G worth of games onto my laptop last night, making it sluggish... 7:38 AM Nov 27th, 2009 from web
  13. I will spending Black Friday eating the leftover sweet potatoes. 7:32 AM Nov 27th, 2009 from web
  14. My mother is sick. Flying solo this year for Turkey Day. Wish me luck that I don't undercook the turkey. 7:17 AM Nov 26th, 2009 from web
  15. @abchao Congrats, and Happy Birthday! 12:51 PM Nov 25th, 2009 from web in reply to abchao
  16. @Amiebea Yeah, you'll have to spend a few bucks downtown, but it will probably be worth it to avoid the hassle. 10:18 AM Nov 25th, 2009 from web in reply to Amiebea
  17. @Amiebea You're probably better off gas-wise and pain-in-the-ass-wise, staying downtown. 9:56 AM Nov 25th, 2009 from web in reply to Amiebea
  18. @ItsDessa Me too!! 9:49 AM Nov 25th, 2009 from web in reply to ItsDessa
  19. @angellio TOTALLY sweet surprise. 9:38 AM Nov 25th, 2009 from web in reply to angellio
  20. @S_CSR Totally! 9:37 AM Nov 25th, 2009 from web in reply to S_CSR
  • Name Jen Trance
  • Location Chicago.
  • Web http://trancejen.net
  • Bio Not just your garden-variety neurotic smartass.
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